But while I'd be their daughter, while I'd eat the roast and come home from dates and wash the dishes, I would… — Judy Blundell Copy Share Image
The wisest and the best of men, nay, the wisest and best of their actions, may be rendered ridiculous by a person… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
No matter what I face, I must have a mindset that 'it must go this way.' Although it gets to the point… — Yunho Copy Share Image
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke. — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldnt get any roles other than as somebody dark. — Felicity Kendal Copy Share Image
The good Lord in his ultimate wisdom gave us three things to make life bearable: hope, jokes, and dogs, but the greatest… — Robyn Davidson Copy Share Image
In Germany, people are saying, "George W. Bush is an asshole. Osama Bin Laden is an asshole." But then I make jokes… — Uwe Boll Copy Share Image
Ed Woolard, his mentor on the Apple board, pressed Jobs for more than two years to drop the interim in front of… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" — Rod Schmidt Copy Share Image
I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. So it's hard for me… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I think jokes are a perfectly viable form of literature. Some critics take issue with me because I make my points and… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
His whole personality was like an elaborate joke that he never stopped telling. — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
I see my daft surname as a positive thing. It first dawned on me that I had a comical name when someone… — Laura Haddock Copy Share Image
You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically. — Hector Elizondo Copy Share Image
Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat… — David Cross Copy Share Image
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
The fact of the matter is that Buddhism has changed a lot. When St. Francis of Xavier arrived in Japan, he wrote… — Ninian Smart Copy Share Image
A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of… — Alison Jackson Copy Share Image
