Jokes Quote by Lev Grossman Download Open image “His whole personality was like an elaborate joke that he never stopped telling.” — Lev Grossman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Personality
“I’m just scared this may be a setup for me being the butt of a so-called joke, like, um, how I may look like… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
It was said of him that he did not say much, but that when he did everyone stopped to listen. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Because of the self-confidence with which he had spoken, no one could tell whether what he said was very clever or very stupid. — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
What incensed him the most was the blatant jokes of the ones that passed it all off as a jest, pretending to understand everything… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
There are certain types of stand-up, who are very successful, who do one type of joke, and never stray out of that. The audience… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Charlie Chaplin's genius was in comedy. He has no sense of humor, particularly about himself. — Lita Grey Chaplin Copy Share Image
I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did. — Glen Campbell Copy Share Image
“He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported… — Lauren Weisberger Copy Share Image
Personality is everything that's false in a human: everything that's been added on to him and contrived. — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
We're wired to expect the world to be brighter and more meaningful and more obviously interesting than it actually is. And when we realize… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
“He was going to sign the papers and he was going to be a motherfucking magician.” — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
“Being brave was easy when you would rather die than give up. Fatigue meant nothing when you actually wanted to suffer.” — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
“He wasn't in a safe little story where wrongs were automatically righted; he was still in the real world, where bad bitter things happened… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
I love rare books. Not that I own a lot of them, mind you. You couldn't quite call me a rare-book collector. But I… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
By now he had learned enough to know that when he was getting annoyed at somebody else, it was usually because there was something… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
About as close you can get to the perfect cerebral thriller: searingly smart, ridiculously funny, and fast as hell... I defy anybody to read… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
“It's true," Eliot said. "Statistically, historically, and however else you want to look at it, you are almost never right. A monkey making life… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
“God, I hope we don’t have to use that,” was all he said out loud. “Oh, come on, Quentina. We’re not looking for trouble.… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
