A belief in God may not be fully within me anymore, but there's still a belief in belief. The high drama and… — Ayana Mathis Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you only cute with make up on...then you're not cute, you're just good at face painting. You should do kids parties...you're… — Kathy Woodson Copy Share Image
The whole world has become a crowded theater. You could say something here in New York and have it be heard in… — Suzanne Nossel Copy Share Image
I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong… — Superman Copy Share Image
“I wrote. I wrote all the things I couldn’t say to him. I wrote about how much I believed in us. I… — Kimberly Novosel Copy Share Image
Comedy is a wonderful device for distance that allows us to look at what we're talking about with some degree of distance… — Alexander Payne Copy Share Image
It's important to be yourself. What art does for everyone, helps you understand yourself and in a distilled way, whether it's a… — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
Inside an EXAMINATION HALL I think myrself I am AN intelligent,but when result comes out MY intelligences are far apart. — Subhananda Copy Share Image
I mean, this is a joke, to try to implicate me as like a friend of the Russians. — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
There is a sensuousness to language, there's a pace to it. There's a deliciousness to it. I do have pleasure when I'm… — Jonathan Santlofer Copy Share Image
They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Why has my motley diary no jokes? Because it is a soliloquy and every man is grave alone. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Ever since I was little, people would always make jokes about my low voice. But I think it's so cool that you… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
I like to have my characters talking in an up-to-date way, and I like their essentially modern self-awareness, which means we can… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
She loved three things — a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out. — Tyler Posey Copy Share Image
I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone's real belief in something to… — Selma Blair Copy Share Image
Never make love in the backward....For love may be blind,but your neighbours are not! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Comedy can be silly and gross and offensive, as long as there's sort of a point. You can make a joke that,… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
