Dots Quote by Hector Elizondo

“There's no good reason to change a Neil Simon line. The day that I'm funnier than Neil Simon, Hell will be a very chilly…

— Jason Alexander

When someone pitches a joke for a character that is just perfect, and you can imagine that actor reading that line at your table…

— Michael Schur

Something about not waiting for the laugh of a laugh track allows you to take lines that otherwise might be seen as just direct…

— Mitchell Hurwitz

You have to be very cautious that you're hitting the right beats and making sure it's funny, but at the same time when those…

— LeToya Luckett

“There are things I've given up on Like recording funny answering machine messages. It's part of growing older And the human race as a…

— David Berman

I think a lot of quote-unquote 'comedic actors' really go for the laugh and are overly straining and sort of trying.

— Nahnatchka Khan

I always like to think I build in historically accurate musical in-jokes that are so precise that like maybe there's 7 or 8 people…

— Bear McCreary

You can't have a laugh track that sort of tells the audience when to laugh and, you know, it's difficult to find those moments.

— Chris Pratt

You learn, even at 'S.N.L.,' that the funniest scripts a lot of the time were written with the actor, because they know what makes…

— Akiva Schaffer

No funny stuff in here tonight, you understand?” Dash said, “I assure you I could not contemplate any of your so-called funny stuff seeing…

— David Levithan

“Why, not much as yet, sir, on accounts I suppose of not being able to walk much; but he goes about the Yard, and…

— Charles Dickens

“Follow your heart, but take your brain with you!" After buying an armload of funny books filled with clean jokes, one-liners, and speech openers,…

— Susan C. Young