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““There's no good reason to change a Neil Simon line. The day that I'm funnier than Neil Simon, Hell will be a very chilly place.””

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Isn't it time you came out and told the world what you believe?

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I started balding at age 17 and after first being sad, I really embraced it.

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The necessity for 'professionals' in the entertainment industry is being constantly challenged.

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Well, let's put in this way, I grew up in West New York, New Jersey.

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It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

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Directors get to fire on many more cylinders than an actor.

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