I had gone to the doctor. The doctor said, 'You're healthy as a horse. You've got two weight problems - two health… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Actors go, 'I just want to act.' And I say to them, 'You know, stop for a second and think about what… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
One of the downsides of being a poker pro is that people see exactly how you play. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I find when somebody says to me, 'I'm going to motivate you,' more often than not, they're not going to get me. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
You need to find the size of performance that's appropriate to the material, appropriate to the shot, or appropriate to the scene. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
You know, because of the lack of budget, we had to find neighborhoods where time had stopped - kind of stuck in… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Really, the golden egg of doing a series is that you cross that very stupid bridge that says 'Name Actors Only' in… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I'm actually one of the more reluctant celebrities you will ever meet. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.' — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
What you find with singers, no matter where they're from, if they have any kind of an accent, the accent tends to… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Do people absolutely need the arts to get by day-to-day? You can make that claim, but they also really need a lot… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
When CNN does a story and then says, 'Tweet us what you think' - why? Why does it matter what I think?… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
The downside of being a celebrity is that people kind of know about you, and you really don't need them to know… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Do you want to have a career that goes beyond, you know, 11 minutes in a 22-minute television show every week? Some… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I kept being asked by corporations to do corporate gigs. And I said, 'I don't have anything. I'm not a stand-up. You… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I started balding at age 17 and after first being sad, I really embraced it. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are completely uninteresting. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
The necessity for 'professionals' in the entertainment industry is being constantly challenged. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Theater is very much the world I'd like to get back to, particularly in New York, both as an actor and director. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Well, let's put in this way, I grew up in West New York, New Jersey. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
It's a question of finding the right thing, if I'm going to be an actor... if I have to get up eight times a… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I've gotten a lot of compliments on the 'Criminal Minds' guy. I guess it's because the look of that character is so different from… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
