Contemplating Quote by David Levithan

“Dash is getting very frisky in here with me, Mark." What I wanted to say was I wish Dash was getting frisky in here…

— Rachel Cohn

“I could flay you and wear your skin as a cloak, and caper in the streets in the moonlight. But some might consider that…

— Charlie Huston

“I say, sir, you sir, who are hiding yourself behind that shutter—yes, you, sir, tell me what you are laughing at, and we will…

— Alexandre Dumas

“People are funny sometimes, and that includes me. Every now and then we do or don't do something and we can't explain it, not…

— Gil Miller

“Just so you know, I get incredibly bored quite easily and you will be forced to be my source of entertainment. You'll kind of…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need to be…

— Ade Bozzay

“You think you’re a pretty funny guy, don’t you?” “Well, I don’t want to brag…” “You know what’s really funny?” Geryon asks, taking another…

— Dark Calling

“I know you will laugh at me," he replied, "but I really can't exhibit it. I have put too much of myself into it.”

— Oscar Wilde

“When I was a young and aspiring speaker, I sought mentorship from a man who had been a Dale Carnegie trainer for decades. Eagerly…

— Susan C. Young

“Don't you think men overrate the necessity for humoring everybody's nonsense, till they get despised by the very fools they humor?”

— George Eliot

“We all have our funny little ways. Except me, obviously.”

— Terry Pratchett

“There's a funny thing about everything, even if you have to make it up!”

— Jessica Jo Ann Thometz