If you are sad text me if you need to talk call me if you need money loose my number haha — My Freind Sky Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned. — Michael Bay Copy Share Image
“Writing was what saved the stutterer. It saved him the trouble of speaking.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills… — Rodney Atkins Copy Share Image
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I used to do pranks in college. I'd fill a trash can with water, lean it on my friends' doors, knock on… — Patrick Chung Copy Share Image
I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or… — Billy Magnussen Copy Share Image
I say funny stuff in my songs sometimes, but it's still all in the seriousness of the music and the craft. — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
If you don't do stupid things when your young, then you won't have funny stuff to talk about when you get old. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff. — Pell James Copy Share Image
I'm proud of 'The Hidden.' I feel like we took a B-movie and kind of turned it into an A-minus action movie.… — Kyle MacLachlan Copy Share Image
I started finding humor in everything. I used to watch a lot of TV, and I finally figured I didn't need to… — Andy Andrews Copy Share Image
Later, when I was at Caesar's Palace, and [Joe and Gil Cates] were trying to get me to have opening acts for… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
Mel [Gibson] could stage physical comedy and put the camera in such a way... I mean, we did some really funny stuff,… — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
You're kidding, right?" Ezra barked. "We're not just going to wait." "I suppose we could help people clean up a bit," "Girl!"… — Obert Skye Copy Share Image
In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff… — Mandira Bedi Copy Share Image
I listened to my first comedy album in 6th grade. It was Bill Cosby. My brother and I would play it over… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
There's a huge amount of work on Adam and Eve, from the ancient world to the present. Saint Augustine was obsessed with… — Stephen Greenblatt Copy Share Image
I'm definitely in the market for being uncool. There was some funny stuff, like the thing about making sure I show people… — Ryan Adams Copy Share Image
Improv is more than just spitting out a bunch of funny stuff that's unrelated to the material. You have to stay in… — Wendi McLendon-Covey Copy Share Image
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or dramas that included a… — Mireille Enos Copy Share Image
The three main leads [in Townies] were Lauren [ Graham] and Jenna [Elfman] and Molly [Ringwald], and then Ron Livingston was on… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. — James Stewart Copy Share Image
Writing is very difficult. You have 120 pages of blank paper and it's like, "Go fill that up with some funny stuff,"… — Bobby Farrelly Copy Share Image
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the… — Michael Patrick Jann Copy Share Image
You asked what is the secret of a really good sketch. And it is a sketch is a small play. It's got… — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
I took notes on the people around me, in my town, in my family, in my memory. I took notes on my… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind.… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
Forms of energy from nature gave my father trouble. He refused to believe he was going to die. He had these weird… — Paul Laffoley Copy Share Image
You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there's a lot of funny… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image