“Writing was what saved the stutterer. It saved him the trouble of speaking.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the… — Michael Patrick Jann Copy Share Image
If you are sad text me if you need to talk call me if you need money loose my number haha — My Freind Sky Copy Share Image
The three main leads [in Townies] were Lauren [ Graham] and Jenna [Elfman] and Molly [Ringwald], and then Ron Livingston was on… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
I'm proud of 'The Hidden.' I feel like we took a B-movie and kind of turned it into an A-minus action movie.… — Kyle MacLachlan Copy Share Image
You're kidding, right?" Ezra barked. "We're not just going to wait." "I suppose we could help people clean up a bit," "Girl!"… — Obert Skye Copy Share Image
I started finding humor in everything. I used to watch a lot of TV, and I finally figured I didn't need to… — Andy Andrews Copy Share Image
I took notes on the people around me, in my town, in my family, in my memory. I took notes on my… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff. — Pell James Copy Share Image
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
This is New York, a combat zone, and everyone has to have an angle or they're not allowed over the bridges or… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'… — Josh Hutcherson Copy Share Image
[Numbers] made me feel like a real person instead of a guy who shows up for two days on a movie, does… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
“Eric: But you already know... Greta: Well, yeah, but I still want us to have The Talk. All daughters get to have… — J.F. Lewis Copy Share Image
I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
We [me and my husband] both had our things. Seth was the artist, I was the singer. We were like "You do… — Rachael MacFarlane Copy Share Image
I have seen and heard comedians who had really funny 'stuff' but yet could not make the people laugh; then, again -… — Al Jolson Copy Share Image
About 100 things that your kid will do that will surprise you and break your heart and it will be a combination… — Alan Thicke Copy Share Image
No funny stuff in here tonight, you understand?” Dash said, “I assure you I could not contemplate any of your so-called funny… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph. — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in… — Matthew D. Heines Copy Share Image