Funny stuff Quote by Karen Chance Download Open image “No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph.” — Karen Chance ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny stuff Guy
Possibly the strangest book ever made, the 'Codex Seraphinianus' is an encyclopedia of an imaginary world, with illegible calligraphy - it is written in… — Russell Smith Copy Share Image
“The Aleppo Codex is not only the oldest complete codex of the Tiberian Bible text known to us, but it is altogether the earliest… — Goshen-Gottstein Copy Share Image
“From the early days of its existence, cryptology had served to obscure critical portions of writings dealing with the potent subject of magic—divinations, spells,… — David Kahn Copy Share Image
The only nickname I've ever had is Merlin, like the magician. I don't know why. — Tim Duncan Copy Share Image
“The word “canon” is derived from a Hebrew word signifying “reed” (qaneh) and by extension “measuring stick.” It enters into the Greek language as… — J. Daniel Hays Copy Share Image
How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Writing writhed across the surface of the stone, runes that looked a little familiar. Norse, maybe? Some of them looked more like Egyptian. They… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Around A.D. 930, the sages in Tiberias assembled all 24 holy books and completed the writing of the codex, the first definitive Tanakh, or… — Ronen Bergman Copy Share Image
When I see throughout this book, called the Bible, a history of the grossest vices and a collection of the most paltry and contemptible… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
They were strange books. They spoke about mercury, salt, dragons, and kings, and he didn't understand any of it. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Most people call it The Book of the Dead,” he told me. “Rich Egyptians were always buried with a copy, so they could have… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I glanced at Radu. "What, exactly is Louis-Cesare's problem?'. [..] Suddenly a speculative gleam lit his eyes. It made me nervous. 'He tends to… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“He had all the self-preservation instincts of a bug near a shiny windshield.” — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“I liked Pritkin loud and bitching, in other words, his normal state. I didn't like it when he got quiet.” — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“A courteous war mage. The world really was coming to an end. And then Pritkin ran back around the corner followed by half a… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
..."I ran out of stock around midnight and dropped by a place, got some Chinese." I hoped he meant takeout. — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“When good Americans die, they go to Paris,' the ghost said, after taking a drag on a small cigarette.” — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
Where. Is. He?" Alphonse repeated, although it sounded more like "Don't make me eat your face. — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Because the next moment, when I was hauled out from under the bed and up to a pair of so-familiar green eyes, I just… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“I drank some too-hot coffee and scowled at him, annoyed although I couldn't remember why. The light from the lounge was leaking in, highlighting… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“I rotated my eyeball—and, goddamnit, even that hurt—to see the leader of my bodyguards peering at me.” — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. — James Stewart Copy Share Image
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
There's a huge amount of work on Adam and Eve, from the ancient world to the present. Saint Augustine was obsessed with them.I don't… — Stephen Greenblatt Copy Share Image
It's a very appropriate show to be doing around Halloween because it's very dark and mysterious. There are some great chorus scenes and some… — James Marvel Copy Share Image
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
Writing is very difficult. You have 120 pages of blank paper and it's like, "Go fill that up with some funny stuff," and that's challenging. — Bobby Farrelly Copy Share Image
Forms of energy from nature gave my father trouble. He refused to believe he was going to die. He had these weird delusions. It's… — Paul Laffoley Copy Share Image
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's… — Rodney Atkins Copy Share Image
I find as a viewer, when I go to see comedies, the strain to be funny throughout the whole thing. I start to lose… — Mike White Copy Share Image
I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or dramas that included a lot of… — Mireille Enos Copy Share Image