Comedian Quote by Morgan Freeman Download Open image “I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.” — Morgan Freeman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Funny stuff Humor Ifs Inspirational Stuff
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
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I have comedic things in my stuff, but I don't consider myself a comedian. I'm just a YouTuber, I guess just a personality. — Ryan Higa Copy Share Image
It's hard to say you're a comedian because that is almost an admittance that you're funny, and if you say that, you have to… — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living. — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' — Susan Sarandon Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a fireman, a cop, an Indian chief, a doctor, a lawyer. I always wanted to be all these things,… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
If I wasn't acting, I have no clue what I'd be doing 'cause I have no other talent. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
I know people are saying they like you. I'm not being insulted or pushed around or anything. People are coming up because they like… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid of what you want. This is your time. The barriers are down. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
People need to start to think about the messages that they send in the movies. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
Acting means living, it's all I do and all I'm good at. If I weren't getting paid well, I would still be acting in… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
I feel fine, I don't care who the director is. All you have to do is know what your doing - all of us… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole, — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
If you're comfortable on a horse, you're comfortable on a horse. It's like being on a motorbike. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
If I had a choice, I would rather watch a comedian not involve themselves in politics at all but be hilarious than someone who… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image