Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a… — Karren Brady Copy Share Image
I know what's funny, and I probably know the best way to deliver the joke. Whether it's walking out of a room,… — James Burrows Copy Share Image
I love people with strong convictions, because we are living in a very PC world. You can't crack a joke without it… — Imelda May Copy Share Image
When you're in the editing room, the dangerous thing is that it becomes like telling a joke again and again and again.… — Ridley Scott Copy Share Image
I can make a joke pointing out that David Cameron told off Sri Lanka for human rights abuses committed with weapons Britain… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
The element of surprise - where you think you know where a joke is going, and then you're wrong. Those are my… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
My whole life has always been football and that only. Since I was six years old, I've only really thought about football.… — Gabriel Jesus Copy Share Image
I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Memes just show that people are engaged about something. A meme is just a little inside joke for a group of people… — Anthony Fantano Copy Share Image
Portland hardly got to have an identity before that identity became a joke - I live in a joke. Seattle at least… — Isaac Brock Copy Share Image
“Hey, do you mind not squeezing my head off. I remember how powerful those thighs are.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad? He worked at a steel plant over in Charleston. Night shift. Nine at night to nine in the morning, no… — A. J. Green Copy Share Image
Actors always ask their directors what their motivation is in this scene or that scene, so I've always had this joke where… — Zoe Bell Copy Share Image
People have been known to joke that my lifelong love of portal fantasies was born, at least in part, from the fact… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
It was that famous joke: What's the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? 'Hey, I… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
You can't save from a brilliant penalty taker and Eric Cantona was the best. His technique was so good it was a… — David James Copy Share Image
Well 'Impractical Jokers' isn't really a prank show, because the joke is on us. We make ourselves look like idiots in front… — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
“I recall the story of the philosopher and the theologian... The two were engaged in disputation and the theologian used the old… — Julian Huxley Copy Share Image
“It's just that I was thinking you don't ride in that truck of yours, you wear it.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour, they think that something's wrong. Then… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Whenever you're talking about using humor in politics or in a policy speech or in a serious moment, you're talking about using… — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
It's a bit of a joke among my friends that, although I'm very busy, active and constantly rushing around all over the… — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
The really funny moments you notice throughout your life are very seldom generated by one person telling a joke. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
