I'm not actually a gang member. I know that's kind of like a joke on the Internet. — Rubi Rose Copy Share Image
“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat. — James Cromwell Copy Share Image
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I don't want to alienate anybody. If you're making a joke about men and men are laughing at it, it's a good… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of… — Alison Jackson Copy Share Image
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things,… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“If it works, it will be plenty dramatic. And I suppose that if it doesn't work, it will be even more dramatic,… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There are practical things which contribute to a joke's funniness. People will find a joke funnier if they are sitting closer together,… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Being in class and you take something that belongs to the teacher as a joke and they don't realize it until you… — LaJuneJean Copy Share Image
What is a sense of humor? Surely not the ability to understand a joke. It comes rather from a residing feeling of… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“every particle being connected with every other; you can't fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
As a director, you can't stop a guy if he thinks something's hysterical, because if you do, then he'll get depressed because… — Evan Goldberg Copy Share Image
Songwriters always reminded me of that kid at school who would go around with his guitar, like, 'Yeah, songwritin' man,' looking wistful.… — Alex Turner Copy Share Image
“There is a funny joke that God plays on man. Have you laughed yet? I think it might be the funniest one… — Ian Bassingthwaighte Copy Share Image
“This is some sort of joke, isn't it?" asks Hunt, staring at the flawless blue sky and distant fields. I cough as… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
If I just do everything the opposite of what my dad did, I think that will make things pretty easy. I can… — Derrick Rose Copy Share Image
In stand up every joke is thought about so meticulously, and one word can completely change how the audience responds. You're up… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
My Auntie CeCe - I can kind of joke and say all I need to do is pray. But that's literally what… — Deborah Joy Winans Copy Share Image
I remember being a kid, and if you had to pee, well, you had to hold it until the commercial break. Then… — America Ferrera Copy Share Image
The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
