After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I think my ability to joke and laugh about things is because I'm forced to. I've been through a lot of things… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share Image
It's much easier to get your material out to the public now than it was in 1988, when you basically had to… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
“Nakamura considered this. "I hesitate to agree, but that was probably a good idea." "A compliment! My goodness, let me mark the… — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
I'm straight and always have been. When our family gets together, we joke about it or throw our hands up in desperation… — Albert II, Prince of Monaco Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and getting paid to stand in front of a camera. I used to spend a lot of… — Sterling Hayden Copy Share Image
People who would never think of dealing in racial or sexual stereotypes will still throw in a fat joke because it's still… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid, I was chunky. My mother would always joke she would have to get me husky jeans… — Harley Pasternak Copy Share Image
I often joke that I've just become a professional schmoozer. Like, nobody cares how well I can rock climb anymore. It just… — Alex Honnold Copy Share Image
“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than… — Miroslav Vitous Copy Share Image
When I came back to New York, it was such a joke because I was always referred to as the pure young… — Jim Carroll Copy Share Image
Music is a fun hobby for me - not something I am trying to pursue as a career because that would literally… — Scheana Shay Copy Share Image
It's a bit embarrassing for a company to be exposed for wrongdoing, but it's really embarrassing if it's done by making them… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
In earlier comics, my only priority was telling a joke in the last panel, but now I try to make every panel… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
Most shows find themselves descending into sentimentality or earnestness at some point but, with 'Community,' the joke is always on. — Miranda Raison Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is what I do, and it's so rewarding. If you write a joke and tell it to an audience of… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Growing up, there weren't many people on TV who looked like me - apart from the odd shopkeeper and the odd dodgy,… — Asim Chaudhry Copy Share Image
It's like a cosmic joke that people dream to perform in front of a huge crowd. But it is a welcomed challenge.… — Julien Baker Copy Share Image
If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me. — Ron White Copy Share Image
If I'm caught off guard or I'm not in a great mood, or if I'm feeling down or if I'm in my… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Fashion is kinda a joke. I don't get too bogged down in the clothes. For me, it's one big art project, just… — Virgil Abloh Copy Share Image
