I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke that caused me to laugh bitterly through the ten thousand nights I spent… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
Never take all the sweet things i've told you as jokes, I never joke about my feeling. I mean them! I really… — Luphielia Copy Share Image
The joke is the purest, most essential form of storytelling. Every word has to count. — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
“Well, excuse me for trying to make a joke,” Robbie retorted. “You’ll never give up” — V.K. Sykes Copy Share Image
Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
“But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes… — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
“Well, you better look out. They got a new bureau in the guvamint files. It’s called U.W. Stands for Useless Wimmen. Tha’s… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
The element of surprise - where you think you know where a joke is going, and then you're wrong. Those are my… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
I'm not tied to the news cycle. I can do an episode on cultural appropriation, not on Rachel Dolezal. We might make… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know.… — Alan Vega Copy Share Image
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
There is an old joke that went around- it goes, in the beginning God made man in His own image, and since… — Alistair Begg Copy Share Image
I am an artist who's just tryin' to do something different, and basically not caring about everybody's opinions and wanting to follow… — Tyga Copy Share Image
I am kinda like, if I don't really know people I am a little passive and a little quiet, and you know… — Fabolous Copy Share Image
In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I guess what Kenny Omega is, even though the image is something that was given to me by New Japan and then… — Kenny Omega Copy Share Image
“And here I thought I'd get by on my charm and good looks." "That'll get you a first date. It won't get… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true!… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“He glares at me as if he already hates it. “What is it?” I consider lying but what’s the point? I clear… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“Left with an oncoming headache, went home, and that's verified, to his wife and six-month-old baby. He's three weeks into a big,… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“I’m just scared this may be a setup for me being the butt of a so-called joke, like, um, how I may… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
