Funny Quote by Jonathan Tropper

“If at first you don't succeed, torch the place and claim on the insurance.”

— Dave Turner

“The job of the insurance company is to deny your valid claim by any means necessary.”

— Steven Magee

“You cannot do harm to someone because someone has done harm to you. You will pay just like they will.”

— Ericka Williams

“Your life is not guaranteed. My sister is not your insurance. Do not test me and this vast benevolence I am bestowing upon you.”

— J.J. McAvoy

“I didn’t have anything against them and they never did anything wrong to me, the way other people have all my life. Maybe they’re…

— Perry Smith

An insurance company might say, "Tell us more about yourself so your premiums can go down." When they say that, they're addressing the winners,…

— Cathy O'Neil

“Nobody is interested in hearing your troubles except for lawyers and they too get paid for it.”

— Anvita Ahuja

“If it takes every cent of my money, every single one of my vast resources, I’ll see to it that you never insure another…

— J.A. Konrath

“No one OWES you a THING. So don’t EXPECT it. You’re on your OWN.”

— Carew Papritz

“Because of the risks, the insurance premium may not be”

— Dwayne Brown

You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.

— Dick Gregory

“I decided not to charge you with murder, because that would require me filling out lots of paperwork. So you’re free to go.”

— Jarod Kintz