“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Whenever my family brought up the topic of my marriage, I'd joke that I would marry only a princess. — S. Sreesanth Copy Share Image
Like all women, I've had a pretty awful time in many ways, but it's always possible to either make a joke or… — Emma Tennant Copy Share Image
“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
You might miss out on a joke that you're worried might offend somebody, but might make you a million new fans. — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
A good painting is a lot like a good joke: you need to know when to stop, too many 'punchlines and you… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think. — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I did so many open mics. I would write jokes on Twitter constantly, and then slowly, over time, open mics turned into… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Sometimes I know a joke I'm going to yell out ahead of time, but most of the time it's stream of conscious.… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
There's a joke that I do where I make fun of myself for being bow-legged, and I compare myself to a camel… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
“Spring me from this role I play of the smothered son in the Jewish joke! Because it's beginning to pall a little… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
“Jason wasn't sure what to expect at the end--a dungeon, a mad scientist’s lab, or maybe a sewer reservoir where all Porta-Potty… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
I have 16 plays, and we don't ever do subtitles. You can't do subtitles in the theater, so I was like, 'I'm… — Tanya Saracho Copy Share Image
In the India I was growing up in, history wasn't really a wise career option. People would joke and say, 'History's okay,… — Amish Tripathi Copy Share Image
Why god like play the joke...? Make me far away from my luv? She told me bye forever bye don't have time… — HourBebe Copy Share Image
“Vathah shut the door for her, then looked in the window. “Most men are idiots.” “Nonsense,” Shallan said, smiling. “By the law… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
We write and write and write until we think, 'If we have to shoot this script, we'll be happy, and it's going… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
Anna Petrovna (to Shabelsky): You can't make a simple joke without an injection of venom. You are a poisonous man. Joking apart,… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Early on, people told me I was making Chinese people look bad. I've been living with this accent. I had already been… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
“But—let me tell you my cat joke. It's very short and simple. A hostess is giving a dinner party and she's got… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
