“I’m relieved to see that even brilliant physicists make mistakes.” Kohler looked over. “What do you mean?” “Whoever wrote that note made… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
We joke a lot about how, in Hollywood, the writer is one step below the doormat. That's not self-loathing. That's true! — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
I've definitely gotten to a place of complete surrealism where I feel like I'm living in 'The Truman Show' or something and… — Noah Kahan Copy Share Image
One of my favorite things, coming of age, reading comics, was these ideologies and these philosophies of these characters. Seeing those on… — Cameron Monaghan Copy Share Image
(Tosting by an illiterate)..Hello baby whats your name is ? (Baby)..am Juliet N U? (illiterate)..plz be call me Wizguy.(illiterate)...baby can we be… — Juniorjk Copy Share Image
I was drawn to it much to my father's dismay. He wanted me to be a pianist like he was, but I… — Miguel Ferrer Copy Share Image
I don't believe in acting teachers for me, so it's God's joke that he gave me a best friend who's an acting… — Laurence Fishburne Copy Share Image
Sometimes an actor will stumble on the joke, and I'm right on them. Back it up before the audience hears the bad… — James Burrows Copy Share Image
“On his good days, he tried to teach me everything he knew." "What about his bad days?" "On his bad days, he… — Sage Blackwood Copy Share Image
Women often try too hard to say what they think a man wants to hear, to like what he likes, to laugh… — Matthew Hussey Copy Share Image
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
We made the joke when we screened 'Bucket List' that there was 100% desire to see amongst our demographic with a 40%… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
There's a joke that I do where I make fun of myself for being bow-legged, and I compare myself to a camel… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
Well, everybody used to joke that I saved the first dollar that I ever made in Van Halen. I probably did somewhere. — Michael Anthony Copy Share Image
On my adventurers into the porn world, I noticed there's one thing that doesn't exist. Asian men. — Daniel Ellis Copy Share Image
Everything has to be a joke. That's the power of comedy. I repulse people, I'm pushing them away, and then I bring… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
“A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I make a lot of money. I wear a lot of jewelry. And the reason I buy so much jewelry is to… — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
“Adidas produced a limited-edition pair of Haçienda trainers, designed by Yohji Yamamoto (Saville has worked with Yohji since the late 1980s, creating… — Peter Hook Copy Share Image
When I got on tour in 2014, I was hitting a slice off the tee. No joke. Yeah, I had plenty of… — Tony Finau Copy Share Image
I'm an average American. As I joke, I'm the average Mexican American Jewish Italian mayor of the most diverse city in the… — Eric Garcetti Copy Share Image
Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the… — Sarah Michelle Gellar Copy Share Image
If I scored 10 goals I got 10 euros, which meant a lot of candy! It was a little bit like for… — Timo Werner Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When A Nigga Gets Caught Masturbating By His BabyMama. He Doesn't Know What To Hide First, His Dick Or… — Oupa Copy Share Image
“Maybe real love is being able to ask, Do I have greens in my teeth?” — Francine Prose Copy Share Image
