I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
It is fun to see a comedy in which every single joke hasn't been packed into the trailer. — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale. — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
I have a channel on YouTube called Buckshotwon. It started off as a kind of joke, just behind-the-scenes goofs. — Adrian Pasdar Copy Share Image
We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
“A witch, a Rider, a dragon, and a god walk into a monastery… There’s got to be a good joke in there… — Deborah Blake Copy Share Image
You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
They film 'Midsomer Murders' near our village, so we joke that if ever there was a murder we'd call for DCI Barnaby. — Tony Hadley Copy Share Image
“A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “My brother’s gone crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.” And the psychiatrist says, “Have… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I always joke that I need to keep the Vandals in my back pocket for punk rock cred while I work with… — Josh Freese Copy Share Image
I've had shows where, afterwards, people have commented or hoped I would talk more about something in politics or that I would… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
I watch children a great deal; their idea is that rules are always negotiable, whereas you absolutely cannot joke at the airport… — Natalie Jeremijenko Copy Share Image
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line… — Sylvester McCoy Copy Share Image
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's… — Singkit Copy Share Image
It's a bit of a joke among my friends that, although I'm very busy, active and constantly rushing around all over the… — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“He smiled proudly at the machine Ephraim was staring at. "That's our Coheron Drive. Isn't she beautiful? I helped build her." Ephraim… — E.C. Myers Copy Share Image
I haven't had television since 1991, and it definitely influences me. As a child of the 1970s, I couldn't hold a narrative… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
What's disheartening for me and to all of us in GLAAD is when it comes to major studio films, LGBT people are… — Wilson Cruz Copy Share Image
People come up to me on the street and make some little joke - like they'll say, 'Excuse me, sir, what time… — Teller Copy Share Image
The U.S. - the idea that the U.S. has introduced and imposed principles of international law, that's hardly even a joke. The… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
I'm from the suburbs, really, so I actually didn't go to Montreal until I was, like, 19. I wasn't allowed to go… — Kaytranada Copy Share Image
“The joke is this impersonal possession. It doesn’t have anyone’s signature. It was given to me—but you didn’t make it up; it… — Susan Sontag Copy Share Image
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
