You're 37yrs old and you've not met your papa!!! All thank to your mama. — Adaeze Agbai Copy Share Image
I as an individual can always take a joke on me, big time, there's no doubt on that. — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are. — Christa Miller Copy Share Image
I am kinda like, if I don't really know people I am a little passive and a little quiet, and you know… — Fabolous Copy Share Image
Comedy is similar to hockey... in only one way. You get a lot of credit for assists. So I try to serve… — Johnny Galecki Copy Share Image
It's a tossup on whether WWE is going to insult your intelligence, religion or sexual preference. It's become a joke and a… — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
If you want me to perform in Silver Lake - where it looks like 'Vice' magazine threw up everywhere, where all the… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
That's the joke about confinement pigs: they taste like whatever sauce you cook them with. — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in being the damsel in distress; I want someone who has her own storyline and her own mission -… — Eleanor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
The joke of being a showrunner is that people ask how you get it all done, and you don't. The list of… — Julie Plec Copy Share Image
You can't teach standup comedy. You can teach someone how to formulate a joke, but making it funny is different. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
We write and write and write until we think, 'If we have to shoot this script, we'll be happy, and it's going… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
We've always had a philosophy that we would always go wherever the joke is. — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
“My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
Someone said Anderson Silva and GSP would be a $12 million fight. I told people that for $12 million, I'd fight them… — Chuck Liddell Copy Share Image
I always have the same thing - which is the fear of not getting a laugh - that I've had from the… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Comedy is the hardest thing to get right. I remember a joke we did in 'What's Up, Doc?' that didn't get a… — Peter Bogdanovich Copy Share Image
I can joke around and do what I want and be great in my area and play around and be the best,… — Lil B Copy Share Image
I write these shows one joke at a time. There's no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories,… — Ron White Copy Share Image
As a director, you can't stop a guy if he thinks something's hysterical, because if you do, then he'll get depressed because… — Evan Goldberg Copy Share Image
I think that's what happens when drag starts to go mainstream: All of a sudden, you're watching 'The View' and there are… — Shangela Copy Share Image
I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true. — Samuel Schmid Copy Share Image
