15 minutes Quote by Silvio Berlusconi Download Open image “You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale.” — Silvio Berlusconi ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare 15 minutes Joke Joke 10 Jokes Keeping Morale Make Joke Minutes Morale Way
People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes.… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
Even I get tired of my own jokes if you tell them over and over and over again. So, crowd work is so spontaneous… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
As professionals, we just try to keep the jokes to a minimum, when we're in a certain situation. When we're not doing that, we're… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It's way more fun to tell jokes for an hour than it is to sit in a room and bash your head against the… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
If you're a comedian, you can only really write jokes for about an hour a day, so you've got a lot of time to… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
I don't see much point in doing things for a pure joke. Every now and then you need a joke, but not so much… — A. S. Byatt Copy Share Image
Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time… — Alex Winter Copy Share Image
You can't make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent. — Hal Roach Copy Share Image
I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers. — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
The political tradition of ancient thought, filtered in Italy by Machiavelli, says one thing clearly: every prince needs allies, and the bigger the responsibility,… — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
We all say no to war, we are all for justice and peace. But sometimes in order to maintain peace, armed action is necessary.… — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
On the contrary, I tried on numerous occasions to convince the American president not to go to war. I did what was within my… — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
In absolute terms, I am the most legally persecuted man of all times, in the whole history of mankind, worldwide. — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
In Italy, I am almost seen as German for my workaholism. Also I am from Milan, the city where people work the hardest. Work,… — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
The women of the Right are certainly the most beautiful the Left has no taste, not even when it comes to women. — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
The life in Italy is the life of a wealthy country: consumptions haven't diminished, it's hard to find seats on planes, our restaurants are… — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
Only Napoleon did more than I have done. But I am definitely taller. — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
Obviously the government of [Mussolini's] time, out of fear that German power might lead to complete victory, preferred to ally itself with Hitler's Germany… — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
I don't need to go into office for the power. I have houses all over the world, stupendous boats... beautiful airplanes, a beautiful wife,… — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
You get 15 minutes of fame, I hear, and I've had 14 minutes. The clock's ticking. — Tim Howard Copy Share Image
If you only write for 15 minutes at a time, you can write a book and still have time for Legos. — Diana Abu-Jaber Copy Share Image
If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Im on TV, I make a real effort to get ready. When I go out, I want to relax a bit more. Its… — Gethin Jones Copy Share Image
One look at an email can rob you of 15 minutes of focus. One call on your cell phone, one tweet, one instant message… — Jacqueline Leo Copy Share Image
I really tried to take advantage of my 15 minutes of fame. And I've gotten lucky - those 15 minutes have become several years. — Colleen Ballinger Copy Share Image
I opened the script to the 'The Wall,' and 15 minutes later I was done with it, and I loved the movie and wanted… — John Cena Copy Share Image
It is true everyone is going to enjoy their 15 minutes of fame, but they're going to have to sell their souls for it.… — Shweta Bachchan Nanda Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
8 minutes to the end of class and 15 minutes to famous. wheres my time, what will I do, rap, rock, act, rob, kill,… — Jon Hawes Copy Share Image
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