When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression. — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I would kill to be on 'Dexter,' and I would double kill to be on 'True Blood.' I would pay them to… — Callie Thorne Copy Share Image
Gerrard was probably my biggest one. The character he had was world class and then you add on his ability and it's… — Jude Bellingham Copy Share Image
It's hard talking about acting, in a way, because it's like explaining a joke: I do think it loses something in the… — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image
Justin Gaethje is no joke. That guy is about a round-and-a-half of hell. — Al Iaquinta Copy Share Image
It's easier to find the joke in something when you think, 'This - this is ridiculous.' — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
One evening, Mike Myers and Steven Spielberg were discussing 'Goldmember,' and I just happened to joke, 'If you need a Japanese character,… — Nobu Matsuhisa Copy Share Image
My little joke that I make whenever I talk about my show is that the way I sold the show to Netflix… — Philip Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If you are cracking a joke on me and in counter cannot take a joke when I am cracking on you, then,… — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
You can joke about anything. It just depends on your angle and the way you go about it. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
Shaquille and I kind of joke we were the Christopher Columbus of social media. We're kind of out on a boat by… — Amy Jo Martin Copy Share Image
What I don't understand is these people who go on the street wearing riding clothes, and they have never been on a… — C. Z. Guest Copy Share Image
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The audience today has heard every joke. They know every plot. They know where you're going before you even start. That's a… — Betty White Copy Share Image
The Giants beating the undefeated Patriots, that's all a joke. The star of a reality show is going to run the country.… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke. — Buzz Aldrin Copy Share Image
Fake buckteeth make a joke that you don't have to make any effort on, even if you're not a funny person. — Dave Itzkoff Copy Share Image
And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written. — Laura Wade Copy Share Image
I don't want to ever tell a stereotype joke for the sake of it. I'm going to tell the story that I… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
I don't dismiss the music that I was involved with, I don't think it was a joke, I don't think it was… — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
I also had a hosting position on a home and garden television show - which is a joke if you ever see… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
I don't know who made the first Aquaman joke. I'm sure it was comics readers; maybe we all did. But it's the… — Geoff Johns Copy Share Image
