You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
“For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching.” — Balthasar Gracian Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I smile, because if it's not exactly a joke, it is sort of related to one.” — Julie Buxbaum Copy Share Image
There isn't much that I can do, but I can share an hour with you, and I can share a joke with… — Maude V Preston Copy Share Image
Life is a joke, thats why when you have fun you are happy, so dont take everything too serious. — Blaze Olamiday Copy Share Image
“Because here’s another sneaky little truth about life. You can’t be an important and life-changing presence for some people without also being… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
You don't really get it from NASCAR that they want you to be the bad guy or the good guy. They'll kind… — Kyle Busch Copy Share Image
Women often try too hard to say what they think a man wants to hear, to like what he likes, to laugh… — Matthew Hussey Copy Share Image
There was a girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy,if I told u that I liked u,would… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
With music there's so many limbs and facets. Video and touring and merchandise and all those little things require attention. They're artist… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
There is nothing worse than finding out your girlfriend is HIV positive when your wife is capable of ending your life, or… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I wanted to be clever, but being funny came first. That's how you know someone is clever. They don't come out and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
When I lived in Argentina I had to change my sense of humour to fit in - I became a slapstick character… — Vick Hope Copy Share Image
I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I just loved jokes so much as a child. I remember wanting to perform at, like... age seven by reading from a… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
If you recall, we have a huge list of celebrities who had announced they'd leave the country if Trump won. It probably… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
I love to write. I'm not necessarily a joke writer, but I think I can find a lot of comedy in humanity,… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
Cal," I whisper into her sleep, "if you go, you know what? You'll break my liver." I want to pretend that it's… — Brad Barkley Copy Share Image
Is there any other way to Erudite headquarters?" I say. "Not that I now of," says Cara. "Unless you want to jump… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“However, a good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
I was at a photo shoot, and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a… — Kate Upton Copy Share Image
