Nice friendship Quote by Maude V Preston

I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.

— Ron Shock

There isn't a lot I can do on this planet, but I can be funny.

— Leslie Jordan

Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.

— Jimmy Fallon

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air.…

— Rob Corddry

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

— Richard Pryor

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

On 'Late Night,' it's like we're all in on the joke. That's what I wanted it to be. I'm not doing something sneaky. Inside…

— Jimmy Fallon

I couldn't deliver a joke if you asked me to. It would have to be live and spontaneous. And that's what I was able…

— Regis Philbin

I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.

— Milton Berle

If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us since sex…

— Robert Patrick

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and…

— Don Rickles

I like to respond with jokes and to keep it as light as possible.

— Margaret Cho