Country Quote by Regis Philbin

One question about a joke is, how well is the strangeness of the situation resolved? At 'The New Yorker', we retain a lot of…

— Robert Mankoff

Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11 that a…

— Michael Che

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and…

— Don Rickles

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted…

— Mike Birbiglia

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

— Steven Wright

The really funny moments you notice throughout your life are very seldom generated by one person telling a joke.

— Ronnie Corbett

A good joke can work in New York and Kentucky.

— Michelle Wolf

Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.

— Jimmy Fallon

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

I always say, if I tell you a joke right now and it's funny, you laugh. Now, we set the lights, and I tell…

— Martin Landau