I'm motivated by a bottomless well of anger. It's a joke, but I don't think I don't mean it. — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
As a comedy writer, I'm always praying for the day I can tell a self-aware/break-the-fourth-wall style of joke. — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
When I see videos of me hitting the mitts or training back in the day, it was like a joke. But I… — Marlon Vera Copy Share Image
“Is this some kind of joke?” “I have no sense of humor.” She’d heard that about Raphael.” — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When we perceive aliens as a joke to be laughed at, they feel so pity for us on the success of their… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious” — Harry Toh Jun Shen Copy Share Image
I can joke around and say I look and do the best, but honestly, I just feel like, whatever situation I'm in,… — Carmella Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes'… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
I think, in a film that's supposed to last an hour and a half, I think you have to really pay attention… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour, they think that something's wrong. Then… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
“Dating is basically this weird thing where you go out and pretend to be someone you're not until the other person likes… — Kevin Molesworth Copy Share Image
To me, everything is a joke in MMA when it comes to serious topics because you can't really talk seriously about anything… — Roy Nelson Copy Share Image
We often joke about men moaning about being ill, whether it's man flu or anything else. We want them to be silent… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
“You've got to face facts and the fact is life is a joke, a fucking bad joke, or, no, a bad fucking… — Jeet Thayil Copy Share Image
I joke that I've always had this sort of insatiable 'big sis' complex - which is odd given that I am the… — Elaine Welteroth Copy Share Image
With the stand-up comic on TV, whether it's Seinfeld or Cosby or Roseanne, more important than their knowledge of how to tell… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
The real Pogba is the one you see every time. You know, when I'm on the pitch, I cannot act. I'm not… — Paul Pogba Copy Share Image
I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that.… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
