You're not going to see my sense of humor on the football field. That's not a place for me to joke around. — Tom Brady Copy Share Image
The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The thing with the comedian is you can make all the jokes you want and not every joke it going to be… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
To be compassionate is not a joke. It's not that simple. One has to discover a certain bigness in oneself. That bigness… — Dayananda Saraswati Copy Share Image
It's become a running joke among the public, and liberals have lost all credibility when it comes to climate science because their… — Sonny Perdue Copy Share Image
“What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you.… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
There is no bad time to laugh. I always joke, even five minutes before a game. It's not bad to stay a… — Kylian Mbappe Copy Share Image
“- I'm a Neuroscientist. - What's that? What do you study? - I study your brain!” — Vardan Hambardzumyan Copy Share Image
It was funny to hear that I'd slapped Bieber. I thought it was a joke. Then it blew up. I probably got… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy. — H. Rap Brown Copy Share Image
It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
If you manage to joke around and charm people, it means that from inside, you are very serious. — Rajpal Yadav Copy Share Image
Basically, we used to have a rule at 'Saturday Night Live' that you're not allowed to bring up 'The Simpsons' at the… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
Wearing a hijab never made me feel any more conservative - it made me feel safe. Then, after 9/11, I became the… — SZA Copy Share Image
We always joke that our road crew will have to wheelchair us up onstage soon because this is what we do. This… — Johnny Van Zant Copy Share Image
The only people who live in a post-black world are four people who live in a little white house on Pennsylvania Avenue.… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I don’t like seeing you hit.” “Well, to be quite honest, I don’t like being hit unless it’s by you.” As soon… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
Kristen is obviously delusional when she tweets a one word description of herself as 'loyal.' What a joke! The only way that… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
The quality of life of European cities and towns of almost any size make life in America look not just like a… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
