Pee Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Lol a joke about how us girls pee” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Pee
“Boys have outdoor plumbing. Girls have indoor plumbing. If we tried to pee standing up, it would just dribble down our legs.” — Maya Van Wagenen Copy Share Image
I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
Boy:Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind its too long... :P Girl:Hey, wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Oh nevermind, you'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy says: Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, its too long. Girl says: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? oh wait never mind you'll never get it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and… — John Allen Paulos Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Walk around with an open can of tuna in your pocket. You know, for a way to start conversations and offer strangers some finger… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.” — T.E. Sivec Copy Share Image
“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in front of… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“She got to her feet and tucked her fingers into her armpits to warm them, glaring at Briar and Parahan as she walked over… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
“I suggest to you, late or not late, the moment you have discovered that the mission of someone is to pee on your dreams,… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
