Joke Quote by Jeff Lindsay Download Open image “I try to write as serious as possible, and then a joke slips in.” — Jeff Lindsay ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Joke Possible Serious Slips Then Try Write Writing
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