Archer Quote by Rachel Hawkins

“Fortunately, I find that if a situation is funny or risible enough, I tend to bleed less profusely.”

— J.D. Salinger

“Right, cause I'm bleeding all over the place for shits and giggles.”

— Julie Kagawa

“There are a million ways to bleed. But you are by far my favorite.”

— Iain Thomas

“Lifting, smiling back at her giggle, her relief, I tease, “If you want to bleed sweetheart, I can make you bleed. I promise if…

— Poppet

“Of course I don't care if you're bleeding! I'm fucking autistic !”

— Warren Ellis

“If you punched him in the face, he wouldn’t even know how to bleed right.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The words he said, too, must be human enough to bleed.”

— Cameron Conaway

“I joke instead of screaming.”

— Adam Silvera

“Humor will relieve an awkward moment.”

— Loretta Chase

“She let out a laugh, one that scraped her throat and bled on her tongue.”

— Jackie Morse Kessler

“If you want to kiss me again, then shut the fuck up and stop bleeding to death”

— Lauren Beukes