If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke. — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke. — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
English had hit upon a splendid joke. The intended to catch me or to bring me down. — Manfred von Richthofen Copy Share Image
A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
In Europe, they travel a lot lighter. I always joke that my Indonesian passengers bring their house and their neighbor's house. — Tony Fernandes Copy Share Image
I can't imagine saying the same joke for three hours. I don't know how that would work. — Daniela Bobadilla Copy Share Image
And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
When I was a child, if someone had talked to me about buying water, I would have thought it was a joke. — Assata Shakur Copy Share Image
I sometimes joke that I can take personal responsibility for saving one million human relationships. — Jaan Tallinn Copy Share Image
My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My friends would always joke that I'm 'the grandmother' and 'the homebody' because I can't stay up past nine o'clock, but a… — Molly Qerim Copy Share Image
I've always felt that there's a lot of similarity between doing a comedy and doing a scary movie because jokes and scares… — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
“I move my feet, turn away from her, try to pretend she's not there, which is the biggest fucking joke I've ever… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
You can sometimes sneak a political joke in, which is sometimes the most effective place for a political joke - when it's… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
It’s a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody’s expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at… — Richard Kalvar Copy Share Image
She had something down there twice as big as mine. That's why I say you better watch where you stroke, cause it… — Gary B.B. Coleman Copy Share Image
A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
“You wore Doc Martens and purple hair. I wore my insecurity on a button-up. it wasn't meant to be. But then the… — Allison Raskin Copy Share Image
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, I slept with your mother!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lesson in life: A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughs like crazy. After a moment, he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's definitely some parallels between me and Joaquin Phoenix, I think. The line gets so blurry. My rap career wasn't a hoax,… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
“You put what?” “Itching powder I took from Gabe’s prank box! It was just supposed to be a stupid joke. A payback… — Natasha Madison Copy Share Image
I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting… — Wale Copy Share Image
In general, the straight line of a joke sets up a premise, an expectation. Then the funny ending - the punch line… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
