Written by the ancient Chinese philosopher of the same name, the 'Zhuangzi' is one long perplexing puzzle of a rambling collection of… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
“What's the difference between Darling Cruel, the wind, and a vacuum? A vacuum only sucks. The wind only blows. But Darling sucks,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Essentially a joke is creating an idea, whether sonic or visual, whether it's something musical or a traditional joke. — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny. — Sean Spicer Copy Share Image
Whenever I passed by a Chinese restaurant in a car, I'd joke to my friends, 'Oh yeah, my uncle owns that place.' — Jenny Zhang Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I was world champion, but I was never able to celebrate it. It was a joke for me. — Caster Semenya Copy Share Image
There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and… — SUPERMAN Copy Share Image
I'm the joke of the family with cooking because I've never done it - primarily because I've been surrounded by people who… — Emilia Fox Copy Share Image
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My mum had four kids on her own, so if I had one kid with one nanny and not a full-time job,… — Abbey Clancy Copy Share Image
I always joke that my kids' favorite holiday is Father's Day. They love the way I celebrate the occasion by writing each… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
I say it all the time: Texas high school football. It's no joke. It's a big deal. And when you get good… — Baker Mayfield Copy Share Image
I will make a joke about any of my family members, about me, about my wife, if I really thought that I'm… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
This is the joke of me being a part of 'Lost': I haven't met three-quarters of that cast. — Sonya Walger Copy Share Image
It's fun to deliver material on live TV because it's more off-the-cuff, but I like writing better. You really can measure the… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
“I'll never miss a chance to remind you of what a brat you were. A gloriously beautiful and very spoiled brat. I… — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
“I wish the Fallen would just come to us for a change.” Ironically, Fallen Angels dropped from the sky and surrounded us.… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
I'd been writing sketches since high school, but 'Friends of the People' really taught me about structure - how to wait out… — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
My brand of humor is trying to play the situation as real as possible because I'm not the type of guy who… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
