MMA has a lot of those things that you're not allowed to talk about; like, they're completely off-limits. So you have to… — Roy Nelson Copy Share Image
I wasn't a big Sam Darnold fan after they beat us in the Rose Bowl game my sophomore year, but that's just… — Saquon Barkley Copy Share Image
I watched the classics as a kid, and I could tell that Bugs Bunny in drag was a cartoon and a joke.… — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind… — Wilson Bethel Copy Share Image
I feel like until you're with the person, the person you end up marrying, you don't ever really know what you're looking… — Ryan Guzman Copy Share Image
I have defined values and I'm honest about those leanings. But I have no allegiance to any particular political team. I only… — Will Cain Copy Share Image
When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
If I write a joke and it works, and it works consistently, that is gold to me. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'm very comfortable in my skin. Everyone has insecurities - I joke around about wishing I had more cheeks - but I'm… — Leah LaBelle Copy Share Image
You know, I liken it to - when you write a joke for somebody else, it's like you - you know, like… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I crack jokes all the time. Even when I have a fight, I will make a joke, and people will laugh. — Nargis Fakhri Copy Share Image
Once you start thinking about it in a mercenary frame of mind, then you're finished. You're a joke, because there are too… — Tommy Shaw Copy Share Image
I'm from the suburbs, really, so I actually didn't go to Montreal until I was, like, 19. I wasn't allowed to go… — Kaytranada Copy Share Image
I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting… — Wale Copy Share Image
I always joke about letting the haters motivate you. Everybody has that in their life, people who doubt them or make them… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
I love to have a joke on Instagram here and there but other than that I like to relax and have fun.… — Erling Haaland Copy Share Image
There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the… — Christina Romer Copy Share Image
At first, after my freshman year, it was kind of a joke, going into my sophomore year like, 'Hey, I wanna graduate… — Deshaun Watson Copy Share Image
My daughters won't let me retire. Many times I joke at home that this will be my last year, and they tell… — Willy Caballero Copy Share Image
I joke about it a lot, but I be serious as a heart attack when I say it: I don't wish that… — Iman Shumpert Copy Share Image
Ten comics can say the same joke, and I'm the one who gets called a thief. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
