I feel dyslexia is a strong point in me now. I usually joke that it's like a superpower - you only have… — James William Middleton Copy Share Image
Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
No joke would sound laughable once you have heard it already. Then why let the same pain, hurt you more than once? — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy. — H. Rap Brown Copy Share Image
At bottom, to be colored means that one has been caught in some utterly unbelievable cosmic joke, a joke so hideous and… — James A. Baldwin Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I took French. I barely passed and didn't learn anything at all. There was a joke… — Mark Lanegan Copy Share Image
Ha ha ha, I like to joke, got a sense of humor? Still face, play me short like an oompa loompa. You… — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
“Why do you joke about such things?" she snapped. He let his gaze land rather intently on hers. "When the alternative is… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I mean, there are things that I've experienced that I don't joke about because I'm just like, 'People don't really think it's… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I can make a joke pointing out that David Cameron told off Sri Lanka for human rights abuses committed with weapons Britain… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
We are almost in a time beyond jokes, beyond satire. When the Trump era is called the 'post-truth' period, then this is… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Now Vegas, while you were asleep your classmates and I were discussing time manipulation. What are your thoughts on the subject?” “Well,”… — Charlie Fey Copy Share Image
I realized that I get pleasure when I'm told, 'Don't listen to the haters; they're losers in their moms' basements.' I imagine… — Julie Plec Copy Share Image
The Giants beating the undefeated Patriots, that's all a joke. The star of a reality show is going to run the country.… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on his skinny… — Aprilynne Pike Copy Share Image
“Then Roper turned round. “I hope this isn‟t your idea of a joke,” he said. “This is empty.” Cray smiled at him… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want me to perform in Silver Lake - where it looks like 'Vice' magazine threw up everywhere, where all the… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
If I think of a joke that's really dirty and I think it's funny I'll try it but what I've found over… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
We're used to a story in modern terms as an information delivery device. Certainly on television and even with the studio films,… — Noah Hawley Copy Share Image
