Funny facebook status Quote by Brandon Download Open image “I was gunna make a gay joke, but f*ck it.” — Brandon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
I don't care if I offend any gays. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like to joke about being gay because it's something teenagers would never joke about. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“My mom says, "Do you know what the AIDS memorial quilt is all about?" Jump to how much I hate my brother at this… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I'm not gay.” That wasn't what I meant to say. “Congratulations. Would you like a medal?” Bunny Slippers asked. “I already have a medal.… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
We must go for a day in the country and when surrounded by the gay twittering of the birds and the smell of the… — Daisy Ashford Copy Share Image
“It wasn't easy telling my family that I'm gay. I made my carefully worded announcement at Thanksgiving. It was very Norman Rockwell. I said,… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
SaintBrix New Mixatpe Project 3D Dropping soon. Mixatape Cover. Photographer/Graphic Designer by TyroneHunt — Brandon Copy Share Image
A light, shines in your eyes, & it burns through my soul to my heart is a fire, tonight, love is we'll ever know. — Brandon Copy Share Image
There comes a time in life when u just got to let go all the hardships u went through & all the glitz &… — Brandon Copy Share Image
Dying starts to look like a pretty good option when all you wanted was to live. — Brandon Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
