Forehead Quote by Bob Newhart Download Open image “Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.” — Bob Newhart ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Forehead Gun He His Joke Martin Put Tell You
Russell Crowe likes to tell jokes, which I can't. I can't remember a joke to save my life. I don't have a brain for… — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Billy (Martin) was a great one for jokes. He liked to play a joke more than anyone I ever knew. — Mickey Mantle Copy Share Image
When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke,… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
“stop in Dick’s Sporting Goods to buy a crossbow.” “Like the guy on The Walking Dead has?” — Bobby Akart Copy Share Image
This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“A man is a penis-wrinkle when calling him a dickhead would be a compliment.” — NM Facile Copy Share Image
“If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing. "See Dick," Dick said, pointing at his… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“My husband ran off with his secretary. His male secretary. the only passion I have lately seems to center around buying a handgun. Unfortunately,… — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
“A detective pulled me aside yesterday for a private word. He looks at me with my two black eyes and says, 'Just tell me… — Judy Melinek Copy Share Image
Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
When I was off TV, people would ask me to please come back, which I think was their way of saying, 'There's nothing out… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I just made the decision that I was going to try comedy, and if didn't work, then I knew it didn't work. Then I… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
The reason I'm a psychologist is based in part on my telephone routines. Much of my humor comes out of reaction to what other… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
When you are the WWE Champion, you have an X right on your forehead. — Montel Vontavious Porter Copy Share Image
“Put it on your forehead and you'll feel better in no time!” — Alfred F. Jones Hetalia Copy Share Image
I have this lock of hair that keeps falling across my forehead. It drives me mad. — William Boyd Copy Share Image
Darkdoom? Darkdoom did this?" Nero was visibly surprised. He placed a hand on his forehead, rubbing his temples. "Oh, why is it always the… — Mark Walden Copy Share Image
I have a big forehead, and I got made fun of all time. When I was a little girl, they used to call me… — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
The camera hound of the future wears on his forehead a lump a little larger than a walnut. — Vannevar Bush Copy Share Image
Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead. — Hugh Jackman Copy Share Image
I had those full-feathered bangs that started all the way at the back of your head. My forehead isn't very big; I should have… — Danielle Fishel Copy Share Image
“You can give your life meaning.' She stroked my forehead from the center to the temples, with just her fingertips. 'We all can.” — Jeri Smith-Ready Copy Share Image
I have wrinkles which are very evident. I will particularly say when I look at movie posters, 'You guys have airbrushed my forehead. Please,… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
“His face just looks like one of those long, narrow stones in the graveyard, doesn't it? 'Sacred to the memory' ought to be written… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“A vein throbs to the left of his forehead. It pulsates, mirroring the violence in the room.” — M.R. Gott Copy Share Image
