Bin laden Quote by Judy Melinek

“Who would I kill?” I asked, sitting up from him, wiping my face. “Who?” “Yeah, I mean, is it random, or do you choose…

— A.M. Hudson

“I told him about the Oedipal thing, about my father leaving when I was very young so I knew how to pine for men,…

— Carrie Fisher

“There was some sort of commotion going on outside, and I decided I’d had enough. I went to the door and stuck my head…

— Karen Chance

“What’s so funny?” I asked, horrified, trying to think of an inconspicuous way to check my breath. “Of everything you’ve done, this is by…

— Kiera Cass

“I think it's funny that USA are the first 3 letters in the name Usama Bin Laden. Yes you can spell it Osama, but…

— Mike Sov

“Bat stood in the open door and said "I am a crime scene unit detective from the New York City Police Department, you heinous…

— Warren Ellis

Although a lot of established comedians had these really well crafted jokes about Al Qaeda and George Bush, I didn't have any of that.

— Michelle Buteau

“I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny until he made me laugh so hard…

— Jarod Kintz

Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11 that a…

— Michael Che

We just lost our electricity. You want to tell me what’s so funny about that?” “It’s not exactly funny. It’s more of a good…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“I don’t know, man.” He reached into his inside pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. “Ew!” I recoiled. “You smoke?” “Only when…

— Kyra Davis

That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.

— Gloria Vanderbilt