At nine, my mom used to tell me she saw an Olympic medalist in me. I used to take it as a… — Saina Nehwal Copy Share Image
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
No Barstool writer has ever said or written one thing out of hate or anger. It's always to get a joke. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
Can you tie a knot? I cannot. So you can knot? No, I cannot knot. Not knot? Who's there? Fuck off!!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Get in my lap and let me show you.” “Is this a joke?” “Am I laughing?” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
I LOVE YOU yes I DO but I wont ever tell you because its just a joke for you. — Nidhi Saini Copy Share Image
There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable — Benoit Mandelbrot Copy Share Image
I couldn't deliver a joke if you asked me to. It would have to be live and spontaneous. And that's what I… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
I joke that I learned the essentials of storytelling from Hanna-Barbera, but I pretty much did. That kind of television is what… — Kurt Sutter Copy Share Image
“I would like to see all this as a big joke that is being played upon us, but I have seen what… — F. Sionil José Copy Share Image
It's been a joke my entire life, because I'm quite limby, I'm very uncoordinated. Everyone finds it hysterical that I've started dancing. — Emma Corrin Copy Share Image
If I do a joke on stage and I feel like the energies a little off, I'll put my pride aside and… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
Guy ; you wanna hear a joke about my dick ? . never mind it to long girl ; you wanna hear… — Necoleee Copy Share Image
Boy : Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. Girl : Wanna hear a joke about my… — Author Name Copy Share Image
There's a lot of nuances to stand-up that you definitely see when you watch someone like Chris Rock in that his body… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
“The sad rocking chair in the corner was actually a joke of a chair: if one started laughing at it, one could… — Knut Hamsun Copy Share Image
There's different kinds of improv. There's Second City improv where you try to slowly build a nice sketch. There's stuff you do… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I remember the first joke that I made, which went over terribly. I was at my cousin's birthday party in Brooklyn. I… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and… — SUPERMAN Copy Share Image
“The cat's asleep; I whisper "kitten" Till he stirs a little and begins to purr-- He doesn't wake. Today out on the… — Randall Jarrell Copy Share Image
The thing that I get so often with network comedies - and, I think, some of the most brilliant people in the… — Kenya Barris Copy Share Image
I remember the old joke, while women are deciding which schools the kids go to, where you're going to live, how the… — Debra Winger Copy Share Image
To me, my favorite joke on a stand-up special is when someone says something and you go, 'Oh my God, I've been… — Finneas Copy Share Image
