I had somebody call and make a joke about it: 'Oh, Buddy Guy won the Grammy - You should have won.' I… — Dr. John Copy Share Image
Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke. — Alan Dundes Copy Share Image
We used to joke that we were more scared of the police than we were of the devil. You had to have… — Max Cavalera Copy Share Image
Any comedic-type person will tell you there's no greater high in the world than someone to laugh at a joke or tell… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
“Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Every vision is a joke until the first man accomplishes it; once realized, it becomes commonplace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No-one wants to hear a crude joke at the expense of the Principal, or the Bridegroom, or the head of the company.… — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
I need your help. I am injured, near death, and too weak to hike out of here. I am all alone. This… — Christopher McCandless Copy Share Image
“Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Gravy Train!!!! started out as a joke where we'd crash parties and be really obnoxious, and then somehow we got somewhat famous,… — Hunx Copy Share Image
Eventually I was saying to myself, maybe it would be better, instead of trying to become an American comedian in France, to… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
I had written for Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman in the past. Jimmy had a different voice, and different priorities. He couldn't… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Some people will go for the quick joke and not pay attention to the consequences. — John Ross Bowie Copy Share Image
I'd become a bit of a joke. People would make memes, chopping my head off in a group photo and putting a… — Jesy Nelson Copy Share Image
“The inmates made jokes about the chair, the way people always make jokes about things that frighten them but can't be gotten… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
What if the government built this thing? I doubt it. Why? Cause it works. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always make a joke: 'Don't look into the future; it's too bright.' That's as positive as I can be. — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
“CUT! ... Cut... ... FUCKING CUT IT! .... Where is the fucking screenplay?” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
Dan Brown and the 'Da Vinci Code' have been around well over a decade now, and to be perfectly honest, both he… — Michelle Dean Copy Share Image
I love to write. I'm not necessarily a joke writer, but I think I can find a lot of comedy in humanity,… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
“Laugh until you cry; never let your eyes look dry This is not a matter of joke; this is all to provoke… — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
