Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. — Patience Jr Kibabatoko Copy Share Image
There's always that little bit of tension that happens when you make a joke, especially when there's a language barrier. — Desi Lydic Copy Share Image
There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true. — Samuel Schmid Copy Share Image
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
When I did 'Spamalot,' the joke was that I was a foot taller than Tim Curry. — Hannah Waddingham Copy Share Image
You're 37yrs old and you've not met your papa!!! All thank to your mama. — Adaeze Agbai Copy Share Image
Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When See A Quaote About Fat Peaple It Says 908 up's and 263 down's. So That Means That 263 Fat Peaple Doesn't Like The Joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
Whenever I make a blasphemous joke, I always say that I believe in a God big enough to know that I'm just… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
We made the joke when we screened 'Bucket List' that there was 100% desire to see amongst our demographic with a 40%… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
Comedy is serious - deadly serious. Never, never try to be funny! The actors must be serious. Only the situation must be… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every… — Harley Pasternak Copy Share Image
We always have a little comedy. It's the Marvel secret sauce. I think it's what helps Marvel resonate with the audience, that,… — Jeph Loeb Copy Share Image
A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward… — Max Eastman Copy Share Image
I've reached a new level of closeness with a new friend when I can make a joke at their expense. That's one… — Kenneth Lonergan Copy Share Image
Humor has the tendency to be funny once. If I tell you a joke, we're going to have a big laugh. But… — Marcel Wanders Copy Share Image
I was watching tennis on TV, and between games, they were showing a commercial for a tennis school. I wrote down the… — Ana Ivanovic Copy Share Image
“The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
George Lowe was the one who opened the mail, and George started laughing uproariously and I looked up at him in astonishment… — Edmund Hillary Copy Share Image
Laughter is binary: It either happens or it doesn't. As each joke arrives in the course of a film, the cavernous space… — David Dobkin Copy Share Image
“Tell me we’re not going to be stoking up the cook fires to build palisades through the night by their light.’ I… — M.C. Scott Copy Share Image
I tend to think some things are off-limits. Not in the sense that you should not be able to say them, but… — Stuart Hall Copy Share Image
Great use they have, when in the hands Of one like me, who understands, Who understands the time and place, The person,… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
