On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Pellegrini gave me back the joy of playing football. He is like Arsene Wenger: someone who likes to joke, someone who likes… — Samir Nasri Copy Share Image
“But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
I got an email saying we were nominated for a Grammy, and I instantly thought it was a joke. So I started… — M. Shadows Copy Share Image
I honestly feel like 99 percent of people have some kind of self-hate about their looks, and if I can joke about… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
I joke to people in the press that I realize I'm not black, I'm actually white. But I've got these roots in… — Glenn Hughes Copy Share Image
Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
For a long time trans people have always been a joke. Our reputation has always been the bottom of the barrel and… — Carmen Carrera Copy Share Image
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
I've always been most drawn to fiction that wrestles with that death-fear. Sometimes I joke with my students, 'If no one is… — Laura van den Berg Copy Share Image
My brother Peter was always the life of the party, and so the running joke for the first 12 years of my… — Benjamin Bratt Copy Share Image
People in the States live for finding something they can lose their minds over. They have nothing else going on. They watch… — Robert B. Weide Copy Share Image
My role of Gutthi is not a joke on the female gender but a tribute to them. Gutthi is in fact just… — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
“Balekin and Orlagh are planning your murder,” I say flustered. “Yes,” he says lazily. “So why did I wake at all?” — Holly Black Copy Share Image
The jokes I was always attracted to, and that I would tell for the longest, were jokes where I cared about the… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
At university level, I had an economics lecturer who used to joke that I was the only student who handed in essays… — Sebastian Coe Copy Share Image
Some people don't seem to be able to distinguish between humour and what you really feel. They forget that there's a difference… — Limmy Copy Share Image
If you come away from a show thinking of an image, that's as good as remembering a joke. A lot of those… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
I was a bit scared because I came from the acting world. There was a fear that people would think of me… — Jana Kramer Copy Share Image
