People were saying I had jaw surgery to have a jawline. That's funny to me because I'm like... use your... brain. If… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
My mom always liked the idea of us acting - me and my sister - like, one of us trying it. But… — Matt Prokop Copy Share Image
If the front-page news is a comedian doing a joke that people think is naughty, that proves there's no real news that… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject. — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If written with enough care and thoughtfulness, a joke can make you laugh at a belief you hold dear. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
You might miss out on a joke that you're worried might offend somebody, but might make you a million new fans. — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share Image
Many comedians and comedy writers have shared the childhood experience of learning to joke to protect themselves from neighborhood bullies when challenge… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
It doesn't mean you can't discuss important things, but I would never do a joke about cancer, just because I don't think… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every… — Harley Pasternak Copy Share Image
My mother tells this joke about how when I was little I used to say, 'Mummy, all I want is a stable… — Sophie Dahl Copy Share Image
I've been in the industry for 15 years, and I knew all the pieces that needed to be included to make a… — Butch Hartman Copy Share Image
I think because people can't understand our style, they think it's a joke. Our music isn't intellectual - we make music for… — Watkin Tudor Jones Copy Share Image
My private joke about 'Luke Cage' is that it's a bulletproof version of 'Lemonade,' and that, essentially, it's a concept album that… — Cheo Hodari Coker Copy Share Image
I'd been shy since childhood, constantly full of self-doubt. And as an actor, I'd been so scared of failing that I made… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun because they get every joke, they smile, they laugh so much; it's a great… — Jet Li Copy Share Image
I remember as a boy when the conversation on civil rights was won in the South. I remember a time when one… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
When someone says, 'I recognize you,' I'll say, 'Congratulations on having a TV.' It's a little joke. — Willam Belli Copy Share Image
Candice is the original spelling of my name. I changed it to Kandyse when I was really young and first starting out… — Kandyse McClure Copy Share Image
