“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think, in the media, Christians are the butt of every joke, or they are portrayed running around condemning everyone to Hell. — Sarah Drew Copy Share Image
I made a good living being a tough guy on TV, but I'd rather laugh and joke all day long than try… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
I'm not here to joke around or waste time. I want to put my city and country on the map, and I… — Timothy Weah Copy Share Image
A joke bombing on stage doesn't bother me, especially if it's intended to bomb. — Mick Foley Copy Share Image
The whole time that I was doing the voice of Korra, I would always joke around saying that nobody's gonna give me… — Janet Varney Copy Share Image
I started reading about media moguls in general, and Sumner Redstone and Rupert Murdoch both made the same joke: they both were… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Cricket is also a bit more of a social game. You are never too far away from one of your other team-mates,… — Jofra Archer Copy Share Image
Can you tie a knot? I cannot. So you can knot? No, I cannot knot. Not knot? Who's there? Fuck off!!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always felt that there's a lot of similarity between doing a comedy and doing a scary movie because jokes and scares… — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
“Bibi: Mi papá me dijo que esta vez no me va a apoyar con David Hasselhoff porque me estoy haciendo daño y… — Mario Cantú Toscano Copy Share Image
I receive underwear - some clean, some not. No joke. My assistant who helps me with my fan mail constantly threatens to… — Alex O'Loughlin Copy Share Image
I'm not a yes person, whether it's about a tie choice or a joke. — Sarah Huckabee Sanders Copy Share Image
Pretension is a poor joke that you play on yourself. Snap out of it. Recognise your strengths, work on your weaknesses. Real… — Virat Kohli Copy Share Image
You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there. — Genndy Tartakovsky Copy Share Image
The term 'steampunk' itself, now a badge of honor, began as a putdown, a joke. But like 'Big Bang' in cosmology, the… — Paul Di Filippo Copy Share Image
Loretta Lynn, Tammy Wynette, Dolly Parton and I were the first female headliners, where we would book our own opening acts. Before… — Barbara Mandrell Copy Share Image
So when you tell a joke, you want to make someone laugh, or if you tell a story about someone who had… — Peter Guber Copy Share Image
I just don't like filming scenes where it's like, that's not how people talk. People aren't saying a joke every five seconds. — Dave McCary Copy Share Image
I think it's a travesty that the NBA can't just tell these guys to play basketball two days in a row. It's… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
