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I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I…

— Michael Showalter

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

— Kirstie Alley

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

— Zach Galifianakis

I do a lot of public speaking and presentations and I'll always start with a self-deprecating joke to make everybody feel comfortable with my…

— Warwick Davis

I really don't do fat jokes. I talk about the trials and tribulations of being a large mammal in America.

— John Pinette

I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.

— Demetri Martin

Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite…

— Edgar Allan Poe

I'm OK with being called plus size, I'm OK with being called fat. If someone is shouting that I'm fat in the street in…

— Tess Holliday

I used to do much shorter jokes a lot more.

— Tom Segura

Mind you, I've always been a very off-message type of fat broad; one who gladly admits she reached the size she is now solely…

— Julie Burchill

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

— Amy Schumer

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

— Lloyd Kaufman