The joke we always say is that WWE doesn't pay us to wrestle, they pay us to travel. — Seth Rollins Copy Share Image
I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one. — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That’s why I count my blessings / As much as I… — Fabolous Copy Share Image
Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Mystery is the face everybody shared before they were born and the joke they'll finally get after they're dead.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The producers want us to sell, sell, sell. That's my little joke. That's what we do by day; by night, we're artists. — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
If I can write a joke about something that happened that was awful, it's like OK that happened and I have this… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke. It caused me to laugh bitterly through the 10,000 nights I spent alone. — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
I think when the joke comes from the situation in a horror film, it's really great. I don't like jokey horror films… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
“I’m not in over my head—I’m drowning. My crystal ball says I will fuck this up. Of course, it always says that,… — Sarah Lyons Fleming Copy Share Image
The wisest and the best of men, nay, the wisest and best of their actions, may be rendered ridiculous by a person… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
The joke of being a showrunner is that people ask how you get it all done, and you don't. The list of… — Julie Plec Copy Share Image
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
I can't even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I… — Madeline Kahn Copy Share Image
“As I see it, the only pleasure of living is that every joke should be made, every thought expressed, every line of… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
I like ones that pertain to the music they make. Talking Heads does that somehow. More often than not band names are… — Samuel Ervin Beam Copy Share Image
I always have the same thing - which is the fear of not getting a laugh - that I've had from the… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
As Asian-Americans, the charge that is often lobbed against us is sort of the least original: the idea that somehow we're perpetual… — David Henry Hwang Copy Share Image
We joke that dad's profession was the perfect profession for Jim, because after two years, he'd be like: 'It's time to move,… — Jim Harbaugh Copy Share Image
I think when people mean that Discworld books have become darker they really mean the series is growing up. In 'The Colour… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A good joke, that!" returned Don Quixote. "Books that have been printed with the king's licence, and with the approbation of those… — Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra Copy Share Image
I think all actors, when they're not working, say, 'If I can get to this point where I'm working on a consistent… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
