Some guys joke, 'Oh, you have a bedtime.' But I've got to be able to function the next day at the top… — Tobias Harris Copy Share Image
I'm known for fashion photographs, but fashion photographs were mostly a joke for me. In 'Vogue,' girls were playing at being duchesses,… — William Klein Copy Share Image
Everybody wants me to finally close the curtain on the joke that is the Audley Harrison show. — David Haye Copy Share Image
“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts. — Joel Kinnaman Copy Share Image
“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
You're under the gun at all times because it's live TV. A lot of time, between dress and air, you're having to… — Paula Pell Copy Share Image
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line… — Sylvester McCoy Copy Share Image
I have a great pic of my father and Rev. Graham laughing hysterically at some joke with George Pratt Shultz looking on… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
I mean, there are things that I've experienced that I don't joke about because I'm just like, 'People don't really think it's… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
People ask me to tell a joke or entertain at a benefit or something, and they are really surprised when I tell… — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
We honestly shouldn't be paying attention to nothing Kanye West says until he actually goes out there and gets the help we… — Charlamagne tha God Copy Share Image
Feeling like you were a joke to your partner of nine years... is devastating, but I want to show other women that… — Ariana Madix Copy Share Image
Best Love song by a software engineer very funny must read - kal jab mile the.... To dil mein hua ek sound.… — AB Copy Share Image
“Paris? Psh, lame. I'd take my babe on horseback through the mountains up to the falls. Then we'd have a picnic on… — A. Kirk Copy Share Image
I joke, but I'm sort of serious: I've always wanted to get into a fight. I know that sounds horrible, but I… — Juliana Harkavy Copy Share Image
But I can tell you markets are like women, always commanding, always mysterious, always volatile, always exciting and it is not a… — Rakesh Jhunjhunwala Copy Share Image
In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I make a joke that I'm the Internet curmudgeon, but 'wary' is a good way to put it. — Bill Keller Copy Share Image
Could you imagine me and the roasters taking on the GOP field? It would be the greatest show ever. Prove that you… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
If you're in the writer's room, in any writer's room in the world, before you pitch a joke or suggest an idea,… — Philip Rosenthal Copy Share Image
