Christianity Quote by Jonathan Acuff

“And you think, “I wish God was my boss. That would be awesome. He wouldn’t care about my sales sheet. He would care about…

— Jon Acuff

“You know what you are? You're God's answer to Job, ... He would have pointed to you and said, "Y'know, I do a lot…

— Anonymous

“I could never be your god And I don't even think I want the job anymore”

— Stone Sour

“Sometimes I feel like the punchline of God's favorite joke.”

— Lara McLaughlin

“The Boss is an honorable man. After the Lord, the most godly person I've ever met." "You've met God?" "Certainly. I telephone Him every…

— Haruki Murakami

“Like people say—if you want to make God laugh, tell him you’ve got plans.”

— Terry Hayes

“have to sell my soul to some power-hungry supervisor the minute I get to work, and then five minutes later I have to turn…

— Julie Smith

“What am I going to say if I end up standing in front of God the Father Almighty and He asks me to explain…

— Stephen King

“If God had a supervisor, she would have sent off one of her famous letters of complaint a long time ago. “You have lost…

— Liane Moriarty

“I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.”

— Depeche Mode

“The next day you'd be sitting half dead at your desk, your head would be splitting and your belly would be aching, and on…

— Wieslaw Mysliwski

“How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.”

— Woody Allen