I've had shows where, afterwards, people have commented or hoped I would talk more about something in politics or that I would… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
Writing comedy is an exposing thing because you're putting yourself on the line with every joke you write, and although you can't… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
Sometimes it takes you two or three seconds to get your head round a joke and laugh at it. With a snot-bubble… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
To this day, if you gave me $1,000, I really can't stand up - You can tell a joke. You're a good… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
ICG became a dot-com joke, a one-stock example of extreme hubris on the part of its management and the investment bankers and… — Adam Lashinsky Copy Share Image
I'm not actually a gang member. I know that's kind of like a joke on the Internet. — Rubi Rose Copy Share Image
I don't worry about the last shot or the next shot. I concentrate. Every shot gets a clean slate. And when a… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
A lot of times in movies, especially in sequels, the characters become caricatures and just sort of improv machines and joke machines,… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
Kanye's the best listener I've ever worked with. If I interrupt Kanye, every single time, he'll wait for me to finish before… — Scooter Braun Copy Share Image
I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I can joke around and say I look and do the best, but honestly, I just feel like, whatever situation I'm in,… — Carmella Copy Share Image
I have 16 plays, and we don't ever do subtitles. You can't do subtitles in the theater, so I was like, 'I'm… — Tanya Saracho Copy Share Image
Algorithms diminish public safety in this country. They ask us to pretend that lengthy arrest records and violent crimes don't matter. They… — John Kennedy Copy Share Image
The premise of Russian foreign policy to the West is that the rule of law is one big joke; the practice of… — Timothy D. Snyder Copy Share Image
I hate to say it... but, yeah, I mean, our class has always been really strong, and I always joke with my… — Xander Schauffele Copy Share Image
I come from a town of great musicians: Washington, D.C. It's no joke, that history. — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
As much as we joke around about 'The Bachelor' being the most dramatic show ever, Miss America really is an amazingly dramatic… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
I've literally had dreams of that moment since I was a kid, no joke, about stepping in for my first at-bat. — Eddy Alvarez Copy Share Image
I think those that are holier-than-thou don't make jokes. They take themselves too seriously and Peeta doesn't take himself too seriously. This… — Josh Hutcherson Copy Share Image
A boring speech can be just a boring speech. But a speech with a joke that falls flat is awful. I hate… — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
I was at a photo shoot, and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a… — Kate Upton Copy Share Image
“What was that?” I croaked. Akhol sidestepped into my view and towered over us. “It was a Demon.” “But you said—” “I… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
For years and years, I was beset with snide remarks by certain members of the press, where they would turn John Oates… — Daryl Hall Copy Share Image
There is a tragic kind of joke. You really can't keep a man down - good but often otherwise - because history's… — Wesley Morris Copy Share Image
Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline. — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
