Children Quote by Duff McKagan

I remember the first joke that I made, which went over terribly. I was at my cousin's birthday party in Brooklyn. I was a…

— Zach Woods

In our house, my mum was the funny one.

— Lenny Henry

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved…

— Lisa Kudrow

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.

— Erica Jong

One of the great things about kids is, they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny…

— Fred Willard

I'm lucky: I have very funny kids.

— Matt Lauer

My parents both had a great sense of humor, and always laughed a lot. One night, when they were watching 'Candid Camera,' I finally…

— Howie Mandel

I think so much of kids' television, kids' entertainment, is done by adults from a looking-back point of view. If we come up with…

— Dan Schneider

I remember being four or five, not understanding how to be funny, so just going around the house and my mum and dad's friends,…

— James Acaster

I was six years old and in a show-and-tell session at school. The teacher had brought coconut shells, and said if you click them…

— Omid Djalili

As a kid, I was always the jokester. I was telling stories at dinner and trying to make people laugh.

— Wyck Godfrey

I try to think of something catchy to say, but there's nothing but irritation that something that was funny yo an eleven-year-old boy is…

— Maggie Stiefvater