About Quote by Fred Willard

You know, most love songs are not cheesy and corny. Most love songs are complaints, I think. Or about unrequited love, coming at it…

— Stephin Merritt

Beware of jokes from which we go away hollow and ashamed.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

What I didn't realize is that the writing process for comedies is that you do your table read, and if you aren't funny on…

— David Morse

This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in…

— Michael Hudson

And the look on her face as she opened the door Was like an old joke told by a friend. It'd taken ten more…

— Harry Chapin

There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."

— Larry the Cable Guy

Baltimore has been a punchline/punching bag for years - I've landed a few blows, to be fair - but those old jokes are out…

— Laura Lippman

according to the old joke, married people are often like little boys bathing, who cry with chattering teeth to the boys on the shore,…

— Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're just doing…

— Chris Hardwick

There is an old joke about socialism as the synthesis of the highest achievements of the whole human history to date: from prehistoric societies…

— Slavoj Žižek

Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.

— Andre Maurois

Nigerians are everywhere. There's an old joke, particularly about the Ibos, that when you finally land on Mars, you're going to find a Nigerian…

— Chris Abani