Comedy Quote by Fred Willard

I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch comedy group…

— Fred Willard

My daughter thinks I'm a little more on the straight and narrow than I actually am.

— Fred Willard

I wish sex could last as long as love.

— Fred Willard

I'll talk your ear off if you recognize me.

— Fred Willard

I once was in a project. They were going to do a remake. Somebody started a rumor I wanted more money. I said, 'This…

— Fred Willard

I love working with Ty Burrell.

— Fred Willard

Some of the Christopher Guest movies, when I'm not really like myself, when I have my hair dyed blonde or had a faux-hawk haircut.…

— Fred Willard

After working with Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, and Jonathan Mangum, I said, 'I am never going to talk about improv again.'

— Fred Willard

I never got any advice in acting.

— Fred Willard

I've found over the years that for some reason, people either are big fans and have to use me, or they don't quite understand…

— Fred Willard

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring.

— Fred Willard

If you're going to take a risk as a comic, make sure it's surrounded by other things that you're certain are funny.

— Fred Willard