Joke Quotes · Page 26

Anyway, once children get to talk, they seem to be finding ways to joke.

— Michael Rosen

“The aim of the joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.”

— George Orwell

My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.

— Flavor Flav

“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them.”

— Criss Jami

Never make a joke or try for humor at someone else's expense. In a high-stakes environment, everyone needs to feel safe.

— Alan Mulally

I come from a town of great musicians: Washington, D.C. It's no joke, that history.

— Henry Rollins

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.

— Maureen Johnson

“Good Lord, what’s in here? A dead body?” “Ha! Don’t be ridiculous! What an outlandish joke to make! Ha!” Mr. Kent said…

— Tarun Shanker

I joke that I came out of my mother with chopsticks in my hands. But one of my earliest memories is of…

— Gok Wan

I'm not as serious of a person as people make me out to be. Most people would think that I would be…

— T.I

I always made the joke that I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Warner Brothers first…

— Lindsey Buckingham

I love how people takes jokes seriously…like damn its a fucking joke get over it...its not my fault that I'm the best...if…

— DevilgirlLovesU

I love to have a joke on Instagram here and there but other than that I like to relax and have fun.…

— Erling Haaland

In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad.…

— Carrot Top

“In a classical joke a child stays behind after school to ask a personal question. "Teacher, what did I learn today? "…

— Seymour Papert

I think a joke is a form of truth-telling. A good joke that's absurd contains elements of our daily darkness and also…

— Colson Whitehead

“Your ass is flapping in the breeze,” Maddox warned with what felt like his first real laugh since this whole thing started.…

— Annabeth Albert

“Perhaps I can make you understand. Let’s start from the beginning. A man is hired to give advice to the readers of…

— Nathanael West

I have never fit into this town, this marriage, this skin. I am the child who was picked last to play tag;…

— Jodi Picoult

I feel like until you're with the person, the person you end up marrying, you don't ever really know what you're looking…

— Ryan Guzman

“There was an old joke about being left on a deserted island with an editor. You are starving. All you have left…

— Harlan Coben

“What was that?” I croaked. Akhol sidestepped into my view and towered over us. “It was a Demon.” “But you said—” “I…

— Laura Kreitzer

“This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for…

— Brandon Sanderson

I'm a professional hanger outer. I'm a super liability, too. I joke around, and I'm like a hyperactive child.

— Donal Logue

I know from doing stand-up, I don't want to do a joke that I don't trust.

— Neal Brennan

Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you'll never get it!

— Anonymous

It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke.

— Carla Bley

It's a dystopian world where things aren't connected. But life feels light when we can communicate, joke or laugh on ourselves.

— Ashish Vidyarthi

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh.

— Margaret Cho

I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can…

— Hugh Masekela

A True Friend is one who'll laugh in front of you when you're in a position to cry.

— Raghav Singh

Essentially a joke is creating an idea, whether sonic or visual, whether it's something musical or a traditional joke.

— Reggie Watts

You never want to defend a joke. People get to choose whether or not to laugh and whether or not they think…

— Larry Wilmore

“If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk.”

— Laura Kaye

“Ain’t nothing too serious. Even death is a joke on the old devil, if we are living for the Lord.”

— Nancy B. Brewer

I want to talk about being a big guy... it's not a fat joke. It's a joke about living the way you…

— John Pinette

That moment when your parents take your joke completely serious and you end up getting in trouble.

— Anonymous

Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.

— Milton Berle

I haven't had sex in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.

— Ryan Swain