I love people who have a good sense of humor, tell a good story, tell a good joke. — Jason Statham Copy Share Image
With a live audience, it's very clear when you've pushed it too far to the edge - because you fall off that… — Michael Patrick King Copy Share Image
I was contacted through MySpace to come and jam out for Michael Jackson. I thought it was a joke. I forwarded it… — Orianthi Copy Share Image
Humor has been a major component in our past successes; a good joke and a good product combined can get a lot… — Vince Offer Copy Share Image
“For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.” — Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly Copy Share Image
I always made the joke that I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Warner Brothers first… — Lindsey Buckingham Copy Share Image
Of course I want to win, but I have to have joy, I have to have fun. I have to joke around… — Christopher Eubanks Copy Share Image
You can analyse a joke and say it's funny because this guy thought this was going to happen, and that happened, and… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
It is rare for a joke to emerge fully formed and it is worth grafting away until it is absolutely right. Though… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I always joke that everything else that I do is to support my theater habit. — Megan Hilty Copy Share Image
“If a black black cat crosses your path, it suggests that the animal is going somewhere.” — M.K. Bhutta Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
People talk, 'Oh your father's a misogynist, look what he said about women,' like, on 'Howard Stern.' When he gets with Howard… — Donald Trump, Jr Copy Share Image
The fact that 'Mom' is not joke, joke, joke - and is investing in these characters and their lives, things that really… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
There was cake in the fridge and a note saying do not eat me! I ate the cake and left a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are so many times where I may share a dirty joke or laugh at one, but the due restriction has to… — Sajid Khan Copy Share Image
“You can't take a crash course in comedy, there is no crash course in comedy.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Generally speaking, we get the joke. We know that the free market is nonsense. We know that the whole point is to… — Ron Bloom Copy Share Image
I don't mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn't really bother me. I quite enjoy it. — Ryan Seacrest Copy Share Image
John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I sometimes joke - but the joke is not so wrong - that after my time in East Germany, I could either… — Jan Vogler Copy Share Image
I often joke that I straddle psychosis and neurosis, and that being an artist keeps me in the middle, so I can… — Sam Taylor-Wood Copy Share Image
