Writing books is fun because after I do a show for a couple hours, I'm in a bus for 22 hours. It's… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
In comedy, I often see so many weird race jokes, and it's like, there is no racial diversity in your show to… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
In my mid-20s, I was directing episodes of 'Alfred Hitchcock' and 'Peter Gunn.' I was pretty much on course and - as… — George Stevens, Jr Copy Share Image
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“I didn't pretend to know Eli at all, but even so, I'd noticed that his manner was slightly hard to read. It… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
If I do a joke on stage and I feel like the energies a little off, I'll put my pride aside and… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
I did the commencement speech at UNH in 2006, and one of the biggest jokes was a 'Guts' joke. — Mike O'Malley Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I took French. I barely passed and didn't learn anything at all. There was a joke… — Mark Lanegan Copy Share Image
As an actor, your life is constant ups and downs. My friends and I joke that when a job ends and nothing… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
Me and fellow scouser Toni Duggan are a double act. We are always pre-planning some sort of practical joke. — Nikita Parris Copy Share Image
There have been times where I have said, even in a sketch that I'm not in, 'I don't think you should be… — Bowen Yang Copy Share Image
I think I was born to be a clown. I just haven't figured out how to bring that side of myself into… — Lucas Hedges Copy Share Image
“The art world is the biggest joke going. It’s a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak.” — Banksy Copy Share Image
When I did 'Spamalot,' the joke was that I was a foot taller than Tim Curry. — Hannah Waddingham Copy Share Image
I think as I get older, I'm just going to start making smooth, new age music - no joke. — Caroline Polachek Copy Share Image
I have a teenage daughter and a 10-year-old daughter. Things are pink and fluffy at my house, with two little dogs. It's… — Duff McKagan Copy Share Image
I'm motivated by a bottomless well of anger. It's a joke, but I don't think I don't mean it. — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
When our kids are asked by their friends about the success of the longevity of our marriage, they simply joke that Tamar… — Patrick Pichette Copy Share Image
I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone. — Samuel Larsen Copy Share Image
Not only do I not hate gay people, I actually accept them for who and what they are. They always seem happy… — Quinton Jackson Copy Share Image
First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that's a joke… — Norman Schwarzkopf Copy Share Image
'Meow The Jewels' was a nightmare of a promise I had to fulfill. We made a joke that if the fans gave… — El-P Copy Share Image
