Ever Quote by Colin Jost Download Open image “The first joke I ever told on stage was a golf joke.” — Colin Jost ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ever First Golf Joke Stage
Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long. — Robin Thicke Copy Share Image
I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
“Of course, to my utter mortification, he looked amused. I half-expected him to start golf clapping. “Ooh, epic bitch fit! I give it five… — Amelia C. Gormley Copy Share Image
Golf asks something of a man. It makes one loathe mediocrity. It seems to say, "If you are going to keep company with me,… — Gary Player Copy Share Image
I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“My golf career was blessedly short. It lasted all of one class. "Hit that tiny ball? Really?" I shook my head as I studied… — Joanna Campbell Slan Copy Share Image
I'm really excited about Jordan Spieth. Like a great in any sport, when the moment is the biggest, he performs his best. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
Staten Island is segregated, but it's also - I don't know. It's, like, it's not - it's not unprogressive. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger - it was always a fancy and exotic place. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I majored in the history and literature of Russia and Britain. It has not helped my career. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
Donald Trump had a hit TV show on NBC for 14 years! He was covered by every major newspaper for 30 years. The idea… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
When you're pitching movies, sometimes you know what the idea is, but you fully don't know the dimensions of it. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I commuted an hour and a half each way to high school in N.Y.C. I took a bus, a ferry, then a subway. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
When I was 10, I went to the Junior Olympics for the 50-meter and 100-meter breaststroke. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
There are some people who are way too sensitive about things. If you're not using the vocabulary that's new that they've helped define, then… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
Having Twitter on your phone is like being with a journalist that hates you 24 hours a day. Anything you say on that can… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
Whatever I did, I always gravitated toward trying to be funny. If I was with friends, we were joking around. If I wrote for… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
It's not an easy job to think creatively and then also have to think logistically. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
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Ninety-eight percent of the things that come out of my mouth are intended to be harmless or even charming. They're not ever intended to… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
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