The very first pharmaceutical commercial I ever heard was 15 seconds of the product and 45 seconds of side effects, so I… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I'm the biggest Blackhawks fan ever. I've been going to games since I was 6 years old. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I'm getting a bunch more face tattoos, because it doesn't look like I'm ever going to have to apply to a Walmart… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I'm an all-or-nothing guy. When I'm working, I work, work, work, work, work, and when I'm not, I'm the laziest sloth this… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
We'll see if we ever do another Ministry gig again or not. I'm not saying yes or no yet. All I'm saying… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I was stupid when I started: the epitome of bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. It was like, 'I get to live in L.A. and… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Ah, man, if I could ever hook up with Tom Waits, I'd be the happiest camper in Yellowstone, alright? That's the one… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
You know what? I feel my book is kind of pointless. I didn't want to do a book, but rather than tell… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I'm male gigolo. Professionally? I don't think I've ever done anything professionally. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Ian MacKaye was in London while I was living there. We both decided that even though we had very different lifestyles, we had the… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Listen, man: I am not the industrial godfather, king, whatever. I don't relish that title. I don't like it. I think it's limiting. I… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I was a pretty delinquent little kid. My folks and I didn't get along, so I basically moved out... put myself through high school… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Let's get with it, guys: You don't need to hear a Ministry song to get political. You should be political on your own. We're… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
The more you think, the more you ruin things. Art has to come viscerally; otherwise, forget it. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Obama might as well be president of Turkey or Brazil; it does not matter. It's the system that is absolutely flawed, where 25 or… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch reality TV. I'd rather live life than watch somebody… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Our label is very digital-friendly. We try to provide some free stuff to get interest in the band, but we have to pay our… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
