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Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a drug commercial that says, 'May cause extreme awesomeness.'

— Anonymous

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— Charles Krauthammer

All of those commercials for Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra warn you that if you get an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours…

— Glenn Huskey

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— Deepak Chopra

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— Frank Luntz

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— Stacy London

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— Robert Bazell

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— Stephanie Labbe

Diazapam (that's valium), temazepam, lithium, ECT, HRT - how long must I stay on this stuff? Don't give me anymore!

— Anonymous

I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.…

— Jerry Seinfeld