Again and again Quote by David Nicholls

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

— Ricky Gervais

I was brought up to reuse things.

— Annabelle Selldorf

I once made a Palm tree joke it's now out of date.

— Nikhil Saluja

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke.

— Joshua Lederberg

Wanna hear a joke about my broken pencil? Never Mind, it's pointless...

— Anonymous

“Seconds later, the female security officer grabbed a pair of my father's shorts from the top of the duffel bag, and emptied out the…

— Chelsea Handler

Not all times jokes intended to make you laugh. Sometimes they intended to make you think.

— Anonymous

I sent an ex of mine an enormous oil painting of me as a housewarming gift. It was one of the most elaborate and…

— Sue Perkins

After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked…

— Aziz Ansari

Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.

— Sarah Silverman

My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat.

— James Cromwell