I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
When I make a mistake I'm not the type who gets angry if someone says something, I like to joke about it. — Matthijs de Ligt Copy Share Image
Let's be completely honest: the Trump campaign's social media was a joke. — Mike Cernovich Copy Share Image
Plenty of people joke that the mascots are bigger than me. It doesn't bother me at all. — Rob Burrow Copy Share Image
What I've said before, only half in joke, is that everybody in Ireland is famous. Or, maybe better, say everybody is familiar. — Seamus Heaney Copy Share Image
I made a good living being a tough guy on TV, but I'd rather laugh and joke all day long than try… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“riddle is a challenge that is meant to be solved with reasoning whereas a joke is a setup for an amusing pun… — Sef Daystrom Copy Share Image
It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
Pretension is a poor joke that you play on yourself. Snap out of it. Recognise your strengths, work on your weaknesses. Real… — Virat Kohli Copy Share Image
Being a fighter is no joke. Year in and year out. Especially as a world champion. All eyes are on you, and… — Naseem Hamed Copy Share Image
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Portland hardly got to have an identity before that identity became a joke - I live in a joke. Seattle at least… — Isaac Brock Copy Share Image
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Shame about how we’re gonna die here, though. I mean, seriously. An Arab and a half-Jew enter a store in Tennessee. It’s… — John Green Copy Share Image
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Jaspal Bhatti saab was the one who uplifted the image of Sikhs on the national and international stage. There used to be… — Binnu Dhillon Copy Share Image
“Never ever make a joke to the police, they have no sense of humour. Never make a political joke, it will always… — Dick Francis Copy Share Image
“As far as he could discover, there were no signs of spring. The decay that covered the surface of the mottled ground… — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny,… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I always joke that my kids' favorite holiday is Father's Day. They love the way I celebrate the occasion by writing each… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
“That was *not* a joke, she said in mock disapproval. So you have no business to laugh. It is very sad when… — D.E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
I don't dismiss the music that I was involved with, I don't think it was a joke, I don't think it was… — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
You like the girl," Alasdair offered. Nassar leveled a heavy gaze at him. "Lillian said you tried to be funny in the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
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