I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter… — Ron White Copy Share Image
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every… — Mark Copy Share Image
I had one guy say, 'I watched your show and didn't agree with what you said.' And I'm like, 'It's a joke.… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Every comic will tell you that a lot of crowds play differently to different social commentary. Some people are really uptight about… — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
I have done things politically, and I've been running a business at the same time, but I sort of joke that to… — Craig Benson Copy Share Image
That's the thing about comedy, there's something utterly delightful and slightly pure about a really good joke, and to create one is… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
“Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When we perceive aliens as a joke to be laughed at, they feel so pity for us on the success of their… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
When you're sitting in the theater watching your own work be performed, you get to see people's reactions immediately. Unlike with a… — Stephen McCauley Copy Share Image
Art should be serious, not a joke. I don't like to laugh about art. — Gerhard Richter Copy Share Image
I'm quite a reserved person, a bit shy at first when I don't know someone. I like to have a laugh and… — Anthony Martial Copy Share Image
I can tell how honest a joke is or how true a joke is by how fast the laughs come. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
The average British person would hear me doing my joke about Rebecca Adlington and realise there's no malice in it. It was… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's… — Singkit Copy Share Image
Not all times jokes intended to make you laugh. Sometimes they intended to make you think. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
My first gig ever was writing looplines for a movie that had already been made. You know, writing lines over somebody's back… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's… — Cristin Milioti Copy Share Image
In television, there are so many things between you making a joke and the audience seeing it. It's like an assault course. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When I make a mistake I'm not the type who gets angry if someone says something, I like to joke about it. — Matthijs de Ligt Copy Share Image
I've been working with my glam team since I was in my early twenties. We always used to joke about what we… — Naomi Ackie Copy Share Image
When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a civil engineer. No joke. I would come home from school and… — Bitsie Tulloch Copy Share Image
She can be Mary Poppins but she can also be - I would never use the word 'crude' in the same sentence… — Nicholas Hammond Copy Share Image
