Always Quote by John Cameron Mitchell

“Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains...”

— Alan Moore

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

— Wanda Sykes

First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that's a joke and everybody…

— Norman Schwarzkopf

People in the States live for finding something they can lose their minds over. They have nothing else going on. They watch a show…

— Robert B. Weide

“A good joke, that!" returned Don Quixote. "Books that have been printed with the king's licence, and with the approbation of those to whom…

— Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opened wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!"…

— Jack Handey

A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

It was sort of the first movie [The Specials ] where I really got to let my comedy freak flag fly. And everybody in…

— Rob Lowe

There's not swelling music and emotional scenes in life, and there's not long pauses when you tell a joke for everybody to laugh. That's…

— John Krasinski

I want to make everybody laugh.

— Heather Morris

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

— Colin Quinn

I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there…

— Kate Clinton