Quote by Trenton Lee Stewart Download Open image ““He’d been about to make a joke, but he kept it to himself.”” — Trenton Lee Stewart ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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You are the smartest children i know. You just don't beleive it. — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
May your adventures bring you closer together, even as they take you far away from home. — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
... Speaking of which, the boys weren't actually touching the breifcases in the trunk, I hope?" Wondering how Milligan knew, Kate stuck her head… — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
In the candle's flickering light, the library's thousands of books emerged from the shadows, and for a moment Nicholas could not help admiring them… — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
She announced her age right away, for children consider their ages every bit as important as their names. — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
Milligan! Come and tell us why you're so dreadfully glum!" ~ Constance, The Mysterious Benedict Society — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
Remember, children. For every exit, there is also an entrance. ~ Milligan, The Mysterious Benedict Society — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
I think when I started to write 'The Mysterious Benedict Society' that I had that kind of thing in mind - the notion of… — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
Don't thank me,' Mr. Curtain called as the door slid closed. 'Impress me! — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image