Absurd Quote by Sally Phillips Download Open image “When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.” — Sally Phillips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Absurd After Am Because Become Create Creativity False I am I write Joke Jokes Really Situation Situations Which Write Writing
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